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It's only the flippancy that keeps us going.Just after lunch I went back into the dining room and saw a woman using her tablet. OK, fair enough, I've taken enough photos of the flooding, but I haven't been standing in the middle of the small, soggy part of someone else's garden. Unfortunately when she saw me she took flight (a common occurrence when I meet women), all I wanted was to find out her address so that is could take a large number of bucket-fulls of water, sog her lawn and then walk around it in big boots.
It's only the flippancy that keeps us going.
Just after lunch I went back into the dining room and saw a woman using her tablet. OK, fair enough, I've taken enough photos of the flooding, but I haven't been standing in the middle of the small, soggy part of someone else's garden. Unfortunately when she saw me she took flight (a common occurrence when I meet women), all I wanted was to find out her address so that is could take a large number of bucket-fulls of water, sog her lawn and then walk around it in big boots.