Movies Alternative Movie Synopsis

[Greenlantern101]

Girl falls asleep during a storm, has a dream, then wakes up.
- The Wizard of Oz

Hookers hire reformed alchoholic and drive him to drink.
- Unforgiven

Retard looses fight with boxing world Champion.
- Rocky

 

[cider_and_toast]

A girl throws her privileged life away for the love of a poor boy but when it comes down to him or her she lets him freeze to death.
- Titanic

 

[Greenlantern101]

Animal park with 4 employees found to be in breach of Health and Safety regulations.
- Jurassic Park

 

[cider_and_toast]

A young man with obvious learning difficulties and potentially, mental health issues, is inexplicably allowed to play university football.
- The Waterboy

 

[cider_and_toast]

A wiring fault causes three men to sit around for a few days and do nothing but build creative objects using their socks.
- Apollo 13

 

[Greenlantern101]

Young man kisses his sister then finds out his dad is space Hitler.
- Star wars

 

[Greenlantern101]

3 men go fishing in a very small boat.
- Jaws

 

[The Pits]

Incompetent parents in act of neglect. Child turns to fraud and violence.

Home alone

 

[Incubus]

Pervert who hates other perverts goes off on a pervert-shooting spree because perverts make him feel sad.

Taxi Driver

 

[gethinceri]

Far Oesophagus

 

[Greenlantern101]

Man catches stomach bug on foreign trip which spreads throughout the ship.

Alien.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Man repeatedly breaches Health and Safety at work act and then discovers clever plan to avoid inheritance tax.

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Man believes post apocalyptic world will all be ok again if only he could deliver the mail.

Oh wait, hang on, that really is the plot of Kevin Costner's career busting 'The Postman'. Three hours of your life you'll never get back.

 

[Greenlantern101]

never seen it. Why would you watch a film called 'the postman' anyway
Saw a film advertised recently called 'The Accountant'. WHAT. How to guarantee it bombs.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Band of idiots travel thousands of miles and end up in numerous bloody battles in order to melt a ring in a volcano that is cooler than the sword smiths forge back in their home town. Idiots.

Lord of the rings trilogy