Caption Competition Alonso, Schumacher, Vettel

[FB]

What's going on here then?

 

[teabagyokel]

Fernando was impressed by the possibilities Madame Tussauds had opened up for him.

 

[Titch]

V: He doesn't understand German, we can talk about him all we like.

 

[Road of Bones]

SV: ...and then, ja, I suggested to Christian before the Abu Dhabi race, that he, ja, bring Mark in early for the pitstop, and we just couldn't, ja, believe that Ferrari fell for it!
MS: Ross never would have taken that bait...good job he's vorking fur mich now, nu?

FA's thoughts are sadly unprintable...

 

[Jen]

Nando is focussed whilst protecting his vitals and wonders why neither speak Spanish or Italian?

 

[Brogan]

And if I press this, my eyes move left and right.

See?

 

[FB]

Schumacher and Vettel are first out in a game statues.

 

[McZiderRed]

FA; "I'm not with them. I come here alone".

 

[Olivier]

Teacher: the 2 kids beside little Fernando, I know you're excited for picture day but please behave yourselves, we'll be done in no time.

 

[Mephistopheles]

I put word in at Ferrari and whenever you want his seat is yours ja...

 

[gethinceri]

FA (thinks) "The old fool thinks we'll be sitting like this after the race?"

 

[cider_and_toast]

SV - "I've just had a thought, if Fernando and I swapped places we'd all look like the French Flag"

 

[Mephistopheles]

FFS Alonso cheer up geezer....

Edit

And that's coming from me of all people...

 

[Jos the Boss]

Nando: Why can't these Germans
Just
TAKE
A
DAMN
PICTURE?!

 

[Brogan]

Vettel: "And then I told Mark it was just a clumsy move."

Schumacher: "Ja, just like mine on Hamilton at Monza."

 

[teabagyokel]

Don't look now, but how camp is Bruno's stance.

 

[cider_and_toast]

SV - "I told Fernando that of the three of us he's screwed over the most team mates and now he won't talk to me"

MS - "Yeah, that whole pit lane thing with Hamilton just showed no class at all"

 

[canis]

SV - So when I told Ferrari that I would go there after I get bored of Red Bull they said they needed to get rid of at least one idiot first.
MS - But the team had a vote and said they never wanted to loose the ice cream supplies again...

FA - *GULP*

 

[cider_and_toast]

I told him with that beard he looked a bit like Hamilton.