Caption Competition Alonso and Dasha Kapustina

[Viscount]

You'd think being a famous F1 driver would be enough, but Alonso still has to get them drunk first.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Alonso wonders just how big that Sea gull must have been and how drunk did she have to be not to notice!

 

[teabagyokel]

She'd had 15 shots in the time it took Fernando to take all his sunglasses off.

 

[F1Yorkshire]

After Ferrari were found to be overweight after the last GP, Alonso started the Dasha Diet.

 

[chreden]

And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Fernando, Dasha is drunker than you....

 

[siffert_fan]

Alonso wonders just how big that Sea gull must have been and how drunk did she have to be not to notice!

 

[McZiderRed]

Fernando thinks; "From this angle, I can seen right up her nose.."