Caption Competition Alonso +1

[F1Yorkshire]

I'd prefer the swimmers body over the models body any day. I think if you blew too hard on Dasha she would snap.

 

[siffert_fan]

Pits to Dasha: "Fernando has more body fat than you. Do you understand?"

 

[F1Yorkshire]

Dasha treads carefully across the decking in case she falls down a crack.

 

[Brogan]

Dasha: OMG!! My toe has gone all fat and hairy.
Fernando: Don't worry love, that's just a sea urchin.

 

[siffert_fan]

Fernando: Maybe I should wear the top. Mine are bigger than yours

 

[Mephistopheles]

Fancy a McDonald's Dasha....

 

[Brogan]

Do my bones look big in this (body)?

 

[Mephistopheles]

To be honest I'm thinking about sending her a food parcel....

 

[FB]

Idiot goes swimming with anorexic.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Is that a periscope down there?

 

[Mephistopheles]

uuuuuhhhh look what you've just stepped in......

 

[McZiderRed]

It was right here, where I’m pointing, that I left it. All you had to do was put it on.
The sumo suit was just what you need. Quick, look around. It can’t have gone far…