2010 Fill in the Blanks I

[teabagyokel]

We haven't had a Fill in the Blanks for a while so...

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for and because they are and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA .

No more than 4 words (per ) have been deleted, hence no more than 4 words (per ) can be inserted.

My attempt: capital punishment/cheating/not yet dead/killings

 

[GeoffP]

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose haircuts upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for taste and because they are balding and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA coiffures.

 

[cider_and_toast]

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose fashion advice upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for attracting the ladies and because they are too old and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA basement party nights .

 

[Brogan]

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose chinese burns upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for kicks and because they are Bernie's mates and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA funny business .

 

[snowy]

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose their genitalia upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for their own amusement and because they are enemies of the state and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA sexual abuses or practices.

 

[Boyle]

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose leather lingerie upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for Max's pleasure and because they are not kinky enough and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA secret Nazi-themed orgies.

 

[Brogan]

I sense a recurring theme on most of these answers

 

[GeoffP]

However, the Court did question the FIA's authority to impose John Prescott upon Mr. Briatore and Mr. Symonds for the ultimate codger band and because they are past it and, according to the Court, are therefore not subject to any FIA practical jokes.

 

[teabagyokel]

Time to choose which inappropriate reference Fills in the Blanks!

 

[teabagyokel]

GeoffP's insult to the former Deputy Prime Minister wins 2010 Fill in the Blanks I; he now has the dubious pleasure of choosing or delegating for 2010 Fill in the Blanks II.