Toto Wolff is in the kitchen wearing his favorite pinny, making tea when in walks Susie:
Susie: Phew what a day
Toto: Velcome home darling, how vos it?
Susie: Busy, I spent the whole day in the simulator again.
Toto: How iz zat coming along?
Susie: Not bad, not bad at all. They finally got around to giving me Felipe's copy of Grandprix 2014 and Sir Frank says if I can complete Monaco in novice mode higher than sixth, with realistic crashes on, then he will let me drive the car off the transporter and into the garage at Spa.
Toto: Snookems zat is vonderful. I love you zo much. Now could you pass ze salt.
Susie: Of course I can pass Zesalt? Is he the new Caterham test driver? I may be female darling but you know I can mix it with...