Caption Competition Webber Is Hands On

[Mephistopheles]

What's Mark doing here?

 

[ExtremeNinja]

"Look, mate. Do you really think anyone wants to see your 'elephant trick'."

 

[Mephistopheles]

No worries mate just sizing up the competition..

 

[MCLS]

Not bad for a number 2 driver!

 

[Brogan]

Oh yes, so you have.

 

[Mephistopheles]

It's not just the overalls that are crumpled is it mate.

 

[Cookinflatsix]

Let me explain aussie rules football again

 

[KekeTheKing]

G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the bahbie!

 

[canis]

Jesus! It's a bloke! (but to pull thatoff he needs a good Croc Dundee hat as well )

 

[quckathedyslexicduck]

They do say the first person you have to beat is your team mate...

 

[Brogan]

Ewww...

 

[GeoffP]

Mark feels a little's nuts

 

[Brogan]

I can feel something long and hard, with nuts.
Is it a Snickers?

 

[Galahad]

Christian: "I hope his hands are Klien"

 

[Road of Bones]

...when Christian is afflicted by unwarranted tumescence, Mark deploys the tried-and-tested Aussie technique to induce flaccidity: "the hand of a Bruce, mate"...

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Jesus! It's a bloke! (but to pull thatoff he needs a good Croc Dundee hat as well )

Ooh! Dundee: That was a guy. A guy dressed up like a Sheila. Hey, you all knew, you pack of bastards. Hey! Ahh!

 

[gethinceri]

"honk if you're horny"

 

[ExtremeNinja]

"Jesus mate, cover up yer bleedin' F-Duct. D'ya want the world and his Aunt Shiela t' see?"

 

[ExtremeNinja]

"Nah, I'm not gonna blow yer bloody diffuser! Put it away, mate"

 

[cider_and_toast]

Mark shows that it wasn't just that seasons Jaguar that was a load of balls