Caption Competition Vettel/Child

[teabagyokel]

From Red Bull Racing on twitter:

 

[teabagyokel]

Interested party meets ex-driver at Toro Rosso driver recruitment event.

 

[GeoffP]

Just sign here, you twat!

 

[Brogan]

Vettel signs autograph for dedicated fan in full race gear.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Child shows Vettel how to do colouring in, but snatches pen back when Vettel can't stay within the lines.....

 

[mjo]

He's too slow - get him out of the way.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Annoying cry baby signs autograph for toddler.

 

[Fenderman]

Sky headline: THREE TIMES WORLD CHAMPION REVEALS NASTY SIDE
Byline: Sebastian Vettel was today seen to rip the index digit from the hand of a young fan at a PR event ... The child's mother said "I was horrified, young Lewis only has two of them ...*

 

[ExtremeNinja]

"There are two things you need to know in life, boy: multi-21 and the win-finger. Actually, don't worry about the first one."

 

[FB]

Ah, lunch.

 

[KekeTheKing]

Give me that pen back you little bastard!

 

[McZiderRed]

Seb; “Have you seen many of my great, winning, races?”
Child; “I was having a shit…”

 

[cider_and_toast]

after a sponsor day on behalf of Pampers nappies, Sebastian gives the worlds press his verdict on their products.......

"Not bad for a number 2........."

 

[FB]

Child: Sign the fucking card, not my hand!

 

[Fenderman]

Unpopular German uses "child centre of attention attraction" method to generate crowd.

 

[Brogan]

Vettel concerned he could lose youngest WDC record to new team mate.

 

[Fenderman]

Vettel signs contract with new manager. "That's what I'm talking about, baby." He said.

 

[Jen]

Vettel seems to be a likeable chap off the track.

 

[Road of Bones]

Red Bull unveil their new Young Driver program: "Red Calf"...

 

[landogeorgelewis1]

Kid: Give me the pen now so I can sign and I'll be world champion in 4 years time!