Caption Competition Sebastian Vettel writes a letter...

[FB]

Dear Thanta

Thith year I have been a very good boy and I would like another World Championthip for my Chrithmas Prethent. It hath been two yearths thince my last World Championthip an I think I detherve another one.

Loths of love

Theb

 

[Olivier]

Kimi vas right, dis coloring book for adults is super fun

 

[gethinceri]

Pair of helmets.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Dear Ludmilla

Thanks for your kind letter. I'm sure the hills above Munich really do look wonderful in the spring however my work with Ferrari prevents me from joining you there. I'm very flattered by your comments but feel it would be extremely diificult to persuade drivers to adopt 'assless race suits'. Thanks also for volunteering to polish my helmet but we have a department here that looks after my racing equipment. Also on this did you mean blow dry? Unfortunately I've already named my car for this season but will keep in mind 'Ludmilla's hot road gobbler' and may use it in the future. Please find enclosed an official Sebastian Vettel pencil and sticker.

Kind Regards

Seb.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Dear Jim'll fix it,

Can you fix it for me to drive harder and faster than all the other boys on Sunday. I look forward to you making my dream come true.

Yours Sebby.

 

[gethinceri]

cider_and_toast yours is fab.
Greenlantern101 a little too soon, I think.
Both made me laugh.

 

[Greenlantern101]

my bad

 

[vintly]

6,243.8 x 3127.2 = 19,806,582.4

Hey Maurizio! Zees questionz are just too eeezy.

 

[Speshal]

I has ze Ferrari veto ja?

I don't like zis rule.......ha gone!
I don't like zis rule.......ha gone!
I don't like zis rule.......ha gone!

 

[teabagyokel]

Dear Red Bull,

Danil is not playeing nice. Pleeze tell himm to stop.

Sebby.

 

[Speshal]

Dear John Todd,

Please can you let me punch Danil in the face please?

Also please can you bleep all my radio from now on?

Thanks

Sebby