Caption Competition Our Nige and JB

[cider_and_toast]

Here is a rare picture of 3 previous British world champions. What's going on here then?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Jenson's rep has just gone straight down the toilet....

 

[Mephistopheles]

Neither one is falling for the pull my finger gag...

 

[cider_and_toast]

BRDC photo shoot held up as Mansell waits patiently for his moustache to be returned from the dry cleaners.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Lewis walks in with his 'new look'

 

[Mephistopheles]

That could well be Lewis with his back to the camera..

 

[Andyoak]

Look, there's Ron's ego!

 

[siffert_fan]

Look Nige. Is that a blimp or a hot-air-filled life-sized recreation of your arse?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Look at the sky Jenson it's much too blue isn't it, and the suns too bright and I lost forth gear on me drive over this morning I was that knackered when I got here I collapsed in a heap for dramatic effect.

You really are a whinging fucking Brummie aren't you Nige....

 

[Olivier]

Bernie (only his Excellence hand can be seen): gentlemen, let me introduce the next British F1 champion
JB: (distracted) nice to meet you, ..., (now he pays attention) Max?
NM: (thinking) you gotta be kidding me ...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Nige and Jenson are amazed when Bernie does the pick it, lick it roll it in a ball and flick it thing, and it lands in Suzi Perry's cleavage...

 

[The Pits]

How did they get THAT in THERE?

 

[cider_and_toast]

"Is that David Coulthard?"

"Looks like it, he's not a member of the former world champions club, what's he doing here?"

 

[FB]

At the shout of "OI, WANKER!" both Nigel and Jenson turn around but Damon takes no notice at all.

 

[Incubus]

Jenson, why the long face?
Nigel, why the wide face?

 

[FB]

The annual international meeting of the disheveled welcomes three former F1 World Champions.

 

[Brogan]

Rubbish, whining driver who lucked into an F1 title by virtue of having the best car and a crap team mate, looks over.

As does Nigel Mansell.

 

[Titch]

"What does that sign say, auditions for the Stig complete. Bloody hell, we've been here for hours..."

 

[teabagyokel]

Jackie Stewart, off camera, points out an advert for his latest sponsor.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Two shit drivers look to the right..