Caption Competition McLaren at work

[cider_and_toast]

Come on then folks let's get the season going with some Formula Fun.

What's being said in this generic, stock photo of the McLaren team at work.

Post your captions below and give us all a chuckle.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Mechanic "The sad thing is, now that Fernando has left, it won't matter how great our drivers are this season, they'll still say he would have done better"

 

[RasputinLives]

Mechanic 1: You're going to have repaint that
Mechanic 2: why?
Mechanic 1: Our new sponsor is Total CULT magazine!
Mechanic 2: oh! I just thought we'd resigned Perez.

 

[cider_and_toast]

winner, thread done. Next......

 

[gethinceri]

^^can't come close. Chapeau!

 

[F1Brits_90]

RasputinLives

 

[rufus_mcdufus]

Can you smell burning?

 

[Titch]

Mechanic 1 : What’s the problem.
Mechanic 2 : No idea.
Mechanic 1 : So make it up as usual.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Chap in black jacket:

"El Spaniard this is Agent Gringo, you made the wrong choice, I say again, you made the wrong choice, they have found 6 10ths over"

 

[vintly]

'A Clockwork Orange'?

Bindun before prob'ly.