Caption Competition Kimi, Seb & Michael

[FB]

 

[Brogan]

Kimi: Don't look but there's a dirty old man behind you.

 

[FB]

Michael: Sexy time!

 

[Jen]

Judging from Michael's grin, there is vodka in that can - 'gis us a slurp please!

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Seb: Kimi! Don't look now but can you tell this tosser to fuck off. He's been taking the piss out of me all day.

Kimi: No comment

 

[teabagyokel]

Ze voopie cushion ees in place - ho ho ho!

 

[landogeorgelewis1]

You buy two German's and get a Finn free .

 

[cider_and_toast]

Seb "Apparently Ross told him during one of his more lucid moments that he was being replaced, made no difference though, he just asked for a fish and a fresh bucket before wearing his driving gloves on his feet and asking Peter Sauber for a job. Now all he does is just stand there with his hands in his pockets grinning"

 

[FB]

Schumacher wins Popeye look-a-like contest

 

[Greenlantern101]

SV - So the movie would be a typical German style, Michael is playing the love cheat, I am the jealous husband and you would be the guy cleaning the pool.

 

[canis]

Seb: Kimi, why is there a warm feeling down the back of my leg?

Kimi: Don't look now but Michael has a look of happy relief on his face...

 

[FB]

Seb: Michael said I should ask if you spit or swallow.
Kimi: Mmmm, MMMMMM, mmmmmmm
Seb: You want me to bring the pot nearer then?

 

[landogeorgelewis1]

Seb to Kimi: What's Granddad still doing among-st us youngsters.
Kimi to Seb: I couldn't give a shit
Seb to Kimi: Keep ya hair on.
Schumi think to himself: I could still teach these whipper snappers a thing or two about driving.

 

[siffert_fan]

Nothing to do with the caption aspect but, doesn't Seb look an awful lot like Bruce Willis in that picture?

 

[GermanF1]

Kimi: Is there really Red Bull in your bottle?
SB: I can't stand this crap!
Kimi: I was having a shit.