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ExtremeNinja

Karting amateur
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Englishman, Irishman and Scottsman are caught by a tribe in the jungle. They are tied to stakes and asked in turn what they wish to be their fates.

Firstly, they ask the Englishman. "Do you choose death or Bunda?"

The Englishman is puzzled. "Well I don't know what bunda is, but I don't want to die. I choose Bunda"

The tribe are overjoyed and start chanting "Bunda, Bunda, Bunda!" before taking it in turns to sodomise their English prisoner and then let him go.

They turn to the Scottsman and then ask the same question.

The Scottsman, thinks and replies "Well that was horrible but nothing is worse than death. I choose Bunda."

Again the tribe are overjoyed and start chanting "Bunda, Bunda, Bunda!" before taking it in turns to sodomise their Scottish prisoner and then let him go.

They turn to the Irishman and then ask the same question.

The Irishman can think of nothing worse than what he has just witnessed and replies "Kill me, I choose death!"

This time the tribe are absolutely beside themselves. Jumping and screaming for joy before the chants turn to "Death by Bunda! Death by Bunda! Death by Bunda!
 

Fenderman

Rooters Reporter
Magnus Magnusson: "Your specialist subject is 'Stewarding in Formula One'. Your question is this: How many people does it take to miss an incident that millions of people around the world are watching, all at the same time, whilst repeated warnings are are played on air to an offender, just to make sure that millions of people around the world are aware that there was an incident, or series of incidents that the people who are missing all of this should have been aware of?"

Charlie Whiting "Pass."

Magnus Magnusson: "You passed on the one question to which the answer was this: Four - three Stewards and a Stewards Advisor. At the end of this round you have no points."
 

Jen

Here be dragons.
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A Geordie and an American aid worker are helping out in Japan
The American says, "You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "Newcastle"
"What State's that in?" asks the American.
"Pretty much the same as this ****ing place!
 

mjo

Procrastinating
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A Geordie and an American aid worker are helping out in Japan
The American says, "You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "Newcastle"
"What State's that in?" asks the American.
"Pretty much the same as this ****ing place!
ROFLROFLROFL
 

FB

Not my cup of cake
Valued Member
I think I first heard it on the Kenny Everret Television show...
 
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