So good they banned it for decades
So many great lines to quote.
Not from Get the Horn but from Derek and Clive Live but one I always use at work. From one of my favourite D and C sketches. When things are going wrong and I'm totally exasperated, I'll say:
"And I said to him, with all the dignity I could muster I said 'Is this a way to run a fucking ballroom?'"
And absolutely no one at work knows what I'm on about.