Fill in the Blanks - Clare Williams

[teabagyokel]

“Last season Susie impressed with her at Silverstone and Hockenheim and we were to give her another chance to test in 2015,” said deputy team principal Claire Williams.

“She knew the FW36 well and with the FW37 being a gradual evolution, we were keen to utilise this and get her in the car to help the we have taken.”


Fill in the gaps in the funniest way possible.

 

[cider_and_toast]

“Last season Susie impressed with her ability to bring in the press at Silverstone and Hockenheim and we were forced by her husband to give her another chance to test in 2015,” said deputy team principal Claire Williams.

“She knew the FW36 well and with the FW37 being a gradual evolution, we were keen to utilise this ability to look seductive and get her in the car to help sex up the pictures we have taken.”

 

[teabagyokel]

“Last season Susie impressed with her husband's money at Silverstone and Hockenheim and we were too poor not to give her another chance to test in 2015,” said deputy team principal Claire Williams.

“She knew the FW36 well and with the FW37 being a gradual evolution, we were keen to utilise this excuse and get her in the car to help explain away the money we have taken.”

 

[FB]

“Last season Susie impressed with her impressions of Toto threatening to take away our engines at Silverstone and Hockenheim and we were too scared not to give her another chance to test in 2015,” said deputy team principal Claire Williams.

“She knew the FW36 well and with the FW37 being a gradual evolution, we were keen to utilise this smoke screen and get her in the car to help keep the engines we have taken.”

 

[Brogan]

“Last season Susie impressed with her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lumps at Silverstone and Hockenheim and we were spendin' all our money to give her another chance to test in 2015,” said deputy team principal Claire Williams.

“She knew the FW36 well and with the FW37 being a gradual evolution, we were keen to utilise this ass inside them jeans and get her in the car to help make you scream, make you scream, cos of the junk inside that trunk we have taken.”

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[Mephistopheles]

“Last season Susie impressed with her ability to make the car go slower at Silverstone and Hockenheim and we were delighted with this as it was not our intention to take the fight to Mercedes, and as our goal is the same for this season we saw no reason not to give her another chance to test in 2015,” said deputy team principal Claire Williams.

“She knew the FW36 well and with the FW37 being a gradual evolution, we were keen to utilise this slow speed of hers and get her in the car to help insure the battle with the Mercedes team is once again lost due to the steps we have taken.”