Choose a super power but first person to reply chooses the side effect.

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
But all you can think about is six.

An enormously elongated massively strong index finger which you can use to push other vehicles out of the way on your morning commute, to save a few seconds getting to the office.
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
But you only work from home.

The ability to be the greatest football player in the world.
 

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
But your super sized nostrils and massively elongated finger keep getting in the way.

A magical hair from your left armpit which can pick any lock, even digital ones.
 

Greenlantern101

Super Hero And All Round Good Guy
Contributor
But doing so gives you a 10 hour sneezing fit.

Your left nipple regulates body temperature and your right nipple can pick up shortwave radio transmissions.
 

gethinceri

Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan.
Contributor
But your navel contains the U.S. Pacific fleet.

You can sleep through your partner's snoring.
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
By using her boobs as ear muffs.

You have hollow legs that contain a full range of alcoholic beverages.
 

FB

Not my cup of cake
Valued Member
Because you are Donald Trump

You can boil and egg by touching it with the little finger of your left hand.
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
But only while the egg is still inside the chicken.

You can make a woman empty the kitchen waste bins in the big bins outside.
 

FB

Not my cup of cake
Valued Member
Because you own The Bible

You can remove your limbs and re-attach them in different places on your body.
 

Titch

Champion Elect
Premium Contributor
But if they are in the wrong place they start growing and don’t stop.

Everything you touch turns into an oil well.
 
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