Choose a super power but first person to reply chooses the side effect.

Titch

Champion Elect
Premium Contributor
But only of your big toe.

Click your fingers and transform your kitchen.
 
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cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff member
Premium Contributor
But going for a pee or poo is a two person job due to the risk of accidents.

Hands replaceable by a variety of screw on attachments.
 

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff member
Which causes you to continually bump into soft tissue as you can't see it.

One massive banana shaped foot, which is capable of super sliding at the speed of sound.
 

Andyoak

Race Winner
But only with a dial up connection (complete with beeps and whistles).

The ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.
 
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Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff member
Which has been broken up for parts.

Whenever you walk under a rail bridge, the left side of your head swells up to the size of a small airship and you float to your destination.
 
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