Choose a super power but first person to reply chooses the side effect.

FB

Not my cup of cake
Valued Member
But only coconut and marmite :sick:

Leap tall buildings at a single bound!
 

Titch

Champion Elect
Premium Contributor
But only of your big toe.

Click your fingers and transform your kitchen.
 
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Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
Into a total disaster zone.

Nails as hard as screwdrivers and as sharp as chisels.
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
But going for a pee or poo is a two person job due to the risk of accidents.

Hands replaceable by a variety of screw on attachments.
 

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
Which causes you to continually bump into soft tissue as you can't see it.

One massive banana shaped foot, which is capable of super sliding at the speed of sound.
 

gethinceri

Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan.
Contributor
But facial hair like Billy Connelly (think about it).

The ability to see time.
 

Andyoak

Race Winner
But only with a dial up connection (complete with beeps and whistles).

The ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.
 
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Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
Which has been broken up for parts.

Whenever you walk under a rail bridge, the left side of your head swells up to the size of a small airship and you float to your destination.
 

The Artist.....

Champion Elect
... but every time you do, you shit your pants.

The ability to speak any language to any resident in a normal voice, and to be able to understand their replies
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
But only to "Dancing in the Street"

(check it out on youtube to see how bad that is!!!)

The ability to identify the ingredients in any food from a single taste.
 

Titch

Champion Elect
Premium Contributor
Only in any food from Outer Mongolia.

The ability to look at your work and it’s done.
 
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