Choose a super power but first person to reply chooses the side effect.


Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan.
To reactions that really aren't very heavy in the first place.

Lightning fast reactions.


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Which causes actual lightning and burns you to a crisp.

Turn into a huge green monster with super strength who can't die.


Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
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But unlike the Hulk, every shred of clothing dissappears during the change displaying an incredibly small, green penis to the whole world.

The ability to identify any grammatical or spelling error in any text or language


Race Winner
I should stop watching Pose...

Let me try and get the standard back up...

But only when you spit in public and get stuck to the pavement.

Super stretch :)
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