'Because of the circumstances Hamilton found himself in...'

[FB]

My thanks to Hamberg for the inspiration for this. As we know Lewis Hamilton is to blame for most things (if not all) so please complete the above sentence. I'll kick you off with :

Because of the circumstances Hamilton found himself in...

...Apollo 13 never made it to the moon
...Edward VIII had to abdicate
...Jedward have a pop career

Try and keep it above the waist (if you can) and probably not about F1. This isn't meant to be a chance to have a pop at Lewis!

 

[Brogan]

...the film Titanic was made.

And I for one will never forgive him for it.

 

[Road of Bones]

...the BBC did a deal with Sky to split F1 coverage...

 

[Senna's_right_foot]

....Eddie Jordan was forced to quit F1 and become a professional John Lennon impersonator. Actually......

 

[teabagyokel]

...Elvis died
...the dinosaurs were extinct
...Lord Lucan was kidnapped by Jenson Button

 

[McZiderRed]

...Greece found it devilishly difficult to pay for stuff.

 

[Jen]

...sliced bread was never invented
...the spinning jenny didn't happen
...Queen Victoria didn't succeed to the throne
...the song bird population of Britain would not have declined massively in the last twenty years

 

[Josh]

...The Beatles broke up.

 

[Vortex]

I blame Hamilton for the weather.

 

[GeoffP]

Paul McCartney over-reacted to the comment "you're pulling my leg";

The Aztec's resorted to mass human sacrifice;

George Spunge of 14 Morley Lane, West Drayton....

 

[Fenderman]

... David Cameron thought up the Big Society and then proceeded to unzip it because he didn't realise it already existed.
... the Y2K bug decided it didn't want to play on New Years Day 2000.
... Bernie Ecclestone, Max Mosley, Sky and a whole lot of other peep's are rubbing their hands in glee and creaming off profits left, right and centre. Except, of course, the BBC who just can't keep up because it is a dinosaur in a canoe with a hole in the bottom (mysteriously shaped like a public purse without a bung in it).

 

[racecub]

Martin Whitmarsh wet his pants.

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Eddie Jordan took his glasses off to find his nose was attached.

 

[Hamberg]

My thanks to Hamberg for the inspiration for this.

Uh oh, what did I say to inspire you??

Whatever it was it's Lewis Hamilton's fault!

 

[KekeTheKing]

Because of the circumstances Hamilton found himself in...

...The ice caps are melting!

 

[Fenderman]

... volcanoes erupt
... hurricanes happen
... tornadoes twist
... avalanches do what they do
... satellites drop out of orbit
... the space shuttle gets retired
... man has not returned to the moon ... yet

 

[MCLS]

He caused the London riots........

 

[cider_and_toast]

.......the thread about random badger facts died a death un-loved and forgotten

........JFK fell back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left

.......the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater became extinct for the second time in its life

 

[snowy]

That's all well and good but the last words on Lewis's lips were:

"I haven't been called up before the stewards have I?"

To which his PR adviser answered:

"No the stewards were deported to North Korea and executed."
Apparently this was at the behest of Kim Jong-il who likes Lewis so much that he offered to exchange them for 20 captive American servicemen.

Lewis is said to be so upset that Stewards are being executed in his name that he has made it known that he no longer wants to be liked, appreciated, applauded, thanked, loved, praised, eulogised or fondled.

 

[tooncheese]

...with an Italian housewife, Flavio Briatore was born