Caption Competition Alonso/Schumacher 071011

[FB]

No Lewis this time...

 

[Vortex]

FA: Seven! Ooooo, get you!

 

[F1ang-o]

We will just have to go back to.... doing you..... ourselves.

 

[GeoffP]

Fernando: So you drive a Ferrari - ooh la di da!

 

[teabagyokel]

Fernando attempts to add some entertainment to a Bahrain Grand Prix

 

[cider_and_toast]

FA: If you think I'd ever driver for Ferrari you can kiss my ass

 

[GeoffP]

Schumacher unconvinced by Alonso's famous Davros impression...

 

[Jen]

FA: 'Show me the Bull!'

 

[Vortex]

FA: ooohhhh yeah, I’ve been holding this in since lap 3!

MS: Smells like sugar puffs!

 

[teabagyokel]

Michael asks Fernando for a mime of what Kimi just said.

 

[McZiderRed]

Because of the circumstances Hamilton found himself in... ...Fernando's gurning attempt failed to get Michael's approval.

 

[GeoffP]

Michael Schumacher is bemused by Fernando's "Marcel Wave" impression - for all thos Kenny Everett Lovers out there

 

[Andrea_Moda_Rules]

"Matcho, Macho Man. I gotta be a Macho man, Matcho Macho Man......"

 

[FB]

Fernando's Rigsby impression fails to impress Schumie.

 

[F1ang-o]

FA...who's got my rattle?

 

[Jos the Boss]

Torro Torro!

 

[Slyboogy]

Fernando Alonso trying to do a sexy pose...Schumacher's face tells us all how bad it is

 

[Vortex]

FA: Phworr check her out!
MS: Had her!

 

[Boyle]

Alonso - "I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout"

 

[Road of Bones]

Fernando's attempt to fart the Marseillaise fails to impress Michael when he hits a "bum" note in the second verse...