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Andyoak

Race Winner
They're long gone now... used to be on Mutley (near where Tesco Express is now); and down by Plymoth Market (I think).
The Mutley one had a bit of a bar / club at the back; and the guy who ran it loved his Zappa - played very loud at lunchtime.

And you really don't want a photo of any kebab I may have had in Plymouth :D
 

Andyoak

Race Winner
I would hate to offend you Titch.

I have a lot of great memories of Plymouth; but few I'm able to share here :)
 

F1Brits_90

Race Winner
Ahhh, vegetarian: the life choice of a wealthy world.

Trust me, if you're hungry you won't care if it breathed before you cooked it.

Sorry, should be on the Ranty thread.
yeah i heard someone say about vegetarians & vegans etc who do it out of choice not allergies. we must be only animal that makes eating more complicated

to stay on joke topic. how you do know if your dating a vegan

dont worry they'll tell you
 

Angel

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This is an old one but still a good one I hope.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack :)
 

Brogan

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I tried to catch fog yesterday.... mist!

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, "sorry, my fault".

Whoever invented knock knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.

I went to the zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

Damn, it’s raining cats and dogs. Just went outside and stepped in a poodle.

'What is the difference between a well-dressed person on a unicycle and a poorly dressed person on a bicycle?' Attire.

How did the farmer locate his wife? Tractor.
 

Angel

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
 

Angel

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?



Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.
 

Angel

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What did the German kid say after pushing his brother off the cliff?

"Look ma. No Hans"
 
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