🤣 Have you heard the one about...


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They're long gone now... used to be on Mutley (near where Tesco Express is now); and down by Plymoth Market (I think).
The Mutley one had a bit of a bar / club at the back; and the guy who ran it loved his Zappa - played very loud at lunchtime.

And you really don't want a photo of any kebab I may have had in Plymouth :D


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I would hate to offend you Titch.

I have a lot of great memories of Plymouth; but few I'm able to share here :)


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Ahhh, vegetarian: the life choice of a wealthy world.

Trust me, if you're hungry you won't care if it breathed before you cooked it.

Sorry, should be on the Ranty thread.
yeah i heard someone say about vegetarians & vegans etc who do it out of choice not allergies. we must be only animal that makes eating more complicated

to stay on joke topic. how you do know if your dating a vegan

dont worry they'll tell you


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