i thought id post this. as some football songs are brilliant & really make laugh. like once arsenal played porto & 1 of the players is called hulk so when he got angry they chant "he's going green in minute"
“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're ****ed.” - George Carlin
I had a look but I couldn't see a Joke Thread on here, apologies if there is one and I missed it. I know there is a good news thread, but I thought this might give us all a laugh and who doesn't need a laugh now and again? So come on, get your funny hat on and post your best efforts here to put a smile on a few faces hopefully.
Here are my efforts for today:
Australian professional tennis player Pat Cash bows to pressure to and considers changing his name to Pat Contactless.
Husband: 'I can name three fish that begin and end with K'
Wife: '...go on then'
Husband: 'Killer shark, kippered haddock and Kilmarnock'
Wife: 'Is that last one a fish?'
Husband: 'Yeah, it's a plaice'.