What would your life's story be called?

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  1. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    Andyoak came up with this phrase in another thread:

    Which I thought sounded like an excellent title for my biography.

    The question is, what would yours be called?

    (and do you have any favourite titles of ones that you've seen? I've always liked David Niven's "the moon's a balloon" for a title for example)
     
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  3. Andyoak

    Andyoak Race Winner

    Because I'm too lazy to write my autobiography, you can have that one C_a_T :)
     
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  4. rufus_mcdufus

    rufus_mcdufus Champion Elect

    Was that it?
     
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  5. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan. Contributor

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    Mine will be called "There aren't many lives as fascinating as this one, so pay attention as you'll learn a lot".
    I'm not sure who I'm going to get to write it yet, though.
     
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  6. Andyoak

    Andyoak Race Winner

    Katie Price?

    :D
     
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  7. Brogan

    Brogan Leg end Staff Member

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    WTF?!
    FFS!
    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-​
     
  8. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    What an aerosol!
     
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  9. F1Brits_90

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    i hope thats chocolate
     
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    ” It’s not what I Expected “
     
  11. Andyoak

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    FB and Brogan, I was trying to think of the most inappropriate and incapable person to write a biography... Especially Geth's.

    Amazing how many books she's "written" when, I'm sure she said, she's never put pen to paper.

    No offence intended.
     
  12. Izumi

    Izumi Points Scorer

    Unsolicited and unauthorized autobiography of fictitious character IZUMI
    -- caveat emptor --
    You will seek medical consultation with Prof. Jordan Peterson immediately! However before that, pay for the book first.

     
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  13. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Andyoak, my response was to the thread not your comment. Anyone who knows what I do outside of annoying people on CTA will understand the aerosol comment.
     
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  14. RasputinLives

    RasputinLives Not dead Contributor

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    Black Pudding for Breakfast - The Rasputin Lives Story.
     
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  15. Bill Boddy

    Bill Boddy Professional layabout Premium Contributor

    When we first moved in here one of our neighbours had been a navigator in Halifax bombers in WWII. They were shot down, he was the only one to survive. Even after all those years he was still troubled as to why he was the only survivor and felt what could be called feelings of guilt. His autobiography would have been "Why me?".

    Mine would be rather different it would be more likely "A charmed life?"?", several times in my life I have been in a fortunate position not in any was caused by me.

    The latest one was changing our minds about our holiday. We have just returned from 25 days in Singapore and Thailand linked together by a cruise in a clipper. Originally we were going to leave later and would have been in Colombo close to or at Easter. A lucky happening if there ever was one.
     
  16. Angel

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    Sounds like a lucky escape there Bill Boddy, good to know you and Mrs Boddy are safe and well.

    I don't know what I'd call mine, given I seem to spend a lot of time handing out tea and sympathy or advice to friends and family when their lives don't go according to plan I'd probably go with 'I'll Put The Kettle On'.
     
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