I'm sure many of you have seen Mock the Week, and if not, they have a section in it where they present a scenario and the comedians have to think up of unlikely (and funny) things that could happen. For example: Unlikely things to hear at the Football World Cup: England win on penalties. So I'll start with a scenario and then we'll all use our imaginative minds to come up with something funny, and then anyone can change the scenario whenever?? So I'll start with: Unlikely things to hear in a doctors' surgery.
An appointment for today? No problem at all. We have Buy One get One Free on suppositories this week I'd recommend smoking and a high fat, high cholesterol diet as the best cure for depression. Trainers are now available on prescription, saving you over £230
Anyone fancy a cup of tea? Is there anything else you'd like to discuss while you're here? You have an appointment with the locum, they have a Medical Degree and were born in this country....
Take one of these when you feel like it, they'll make you feel fabulous and there's no bad side effects. Give me a call when you're out and we'll get some right over to you
Actually, you're right my pension is too high. Take this clearly written and legible prescription to your local chemist where they will easily be able to read and understand what is required. Doctor? No I'm a Vet but they were short handed and asked if I could step in.
And the winner of the women's marathon is Paula Radcliffe. Our sponsors are so proud just to be involved they've asked not to be mentioned by name. I can't believe how short the queues are. Wow!! that's such a reasonable price to pay for a bottle of water.
And we would like to publicly thank the website "Clip the Apex" for providing the overtaking data for the Men's 100m Final
That is good news, not a penny of public money has been spent. And we are here watching the boxing final... oh wait this isn't London, this is Glasgow on a Friday night.
