The pedantic, speeling and grammer thread's

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  1. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Contributor

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    Do we need a spelling and grammar thread?
     
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  3. Slyboogy

    Slyboogy World Champion Contributor

    No need when you are around! LOL
     
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  4. Bill Boddy

    Bill Boddy Professional layabout Premium Contributor

    I like it when a drivers looses a race because his breaks fail. Especially when it could of happened all of a sudden to all of the drivers.
     
  5. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    I must be bored. How's that?
     
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  6. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    it wouldn't be "a drivers" and "loses" in the same sentence you need to drop the plural from "drivers" :goodday: .
     
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  7. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    There is a strikethrough on the 's'. You must be more vigilant in your marking. People's careers are at stake here.
     
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  8. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Done.
     
  9. Road of Bones

    Road of Bones MTC Mole Premium Contributor

    Poor spelling and grammar is the sort of thing up with which I will not put!

    LOL
     
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  10. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    For all you spelling and grammar Nazi's this show must have been manor from heaven.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00kkgvt

    I'm always confused about the levels of outrage around English usage, it's about being understood and the evolution of language. The risk we run is that we end up with a sterile, dying language like French which has a committee of "superior beings" who determine which words should and shouldn't be allowed in and what grammatical changes should take place.

    By the way, I have no idea what a split infinitive is and, frankly, I don't care but if one of you can come up with a simple rule regarding the use of colons and semi-colons I'd be very grateful. Until then I will continue to pepper my posts with poor punctuation and spelling.
     
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  11. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    The most famous one is "to boldly go"; "to go" is the infinitive and it has been split by "boldly".
    It should be "to go boldly".

    Colons are for lists, summaries, quotes, etc., semi-colons are for associated statements and lists including commas. You can effectively use a semi-colon instead of a full stop for a new sentence.

    :D http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

    Hope thats' of some use four you're education; any further questions: feel free too ask. Your welcome LOL
     
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  12. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Manna - a biblical term, I believe.
     
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  13. Mezzer

    Mezzer A fine chap if ever there was one. Contributor

    Not saying this is right but it's my understanding ... Colons are used when an example of what is being discussed is about to be explained or detailed, often in a list. For example, "Teams I like: McLaren, Williams and Notts Forest (don't start!).". A semi-colon is used as a break, almost like a full-stop, in a sentence that is related but not joined by 'and' or 'but'. For example, "Drivers talk about driving; racers talk about racing.".
     
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  14. sportsman

    sportsman Sidecar racers have the biggest cojones Contributor

    I suppose you could try punctuating this so that it makes sense.

    "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Grammatically incorrect but I bet everyone knew what I meant. And there, your Honour, the defence rests.
     
  16. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    Not so much a lack of punctuation but perhaps evidence of a necessity for a speech therapist to stop you stammering and a psychologist to help you understand why your stammer transcends into written word.

    [edit] I get the feeling that the above sentence might be missing some punctuation.

    [edit again] Your post is potentially correct. The fact that you have put it in quotation marks exempts it from grammatical rule in some circumstances. You could just be stating what somebody else said and doing it accurately. Perhaps the addition of a full stop would polish it off.

    [last edit] :givemestrength: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_...ad_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
     
  17. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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  18. sportsman

    sportsman Sidecar racers have the biggest cojones Contributor

    Thats' plain sneaky Brogan.
     
  19. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    Look whose talking. ;)
     
  20. sportsman

    sportsman Sidecar racers have the biggest cojones Contributor

    :crazy::spank:
     
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  21. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Why is that?
     

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