Discussion in '2012 Fantasy F1' started by FB, Mar 8, 2012.
Unlikely, Jos - the Schitts will out-gun you.
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Jos the Boss HUBRIS QUESTIONED BY OWN TEAM NUMBER TWO DRIVER
After EMT team leader Jos the Boss confidently declared that EMT would take the Championship in Brazil, team-mate teabagyokel distanced himself from the quotes. "With Brogan and Mike doing well, it seems WAR have a good team this year, ramilas1 is his usual unremittingly excellent self and you can of course not write off jez101 and HansyRod. So I don't think we can take anything for granted, but I'm sure we can be successful this year."
However, teabagyokel was full of praise for his young team-mate: "Of course I'm happy to see Jos do well", he suggested, "and if we can keep both drivers in the top 10 we have a chance. I'm glad I teamed up with Jos, and I'm sure he realises our partnership is more fruitful than any partnership with, say, Slyboogy."
Slyboogy hits back
Pee McKenzie: "do you have anything to say about Teabagyokel's response about Jos The Boss"
Boogster: "I don't give a damn why Tetley's teabags has to say, apart from 'that's better, that's not Tetley"
PM: "What about your recent performances on track? You are languishing at the bottom of the drivers and constructors championship"
Sly: "We are trying as hard as we can, but there are several gherkins getting in our way, and the transfer window for Malaysia and China have not gone well for us. Bad luck comes and goes, and it comes in threes, I rather have my bad luck now than later on in the season. The car won't suit us in Bahrain due to us having several changes in our car and our team."
PM: "Will Bahrain be damage limitation?"
Boogster: "all I know, is that, I will be the one doing the damage."
PM: "Do you think it's safe to go to Bahrain?"
Sly: "Stop badgering me with retarded questions!"
And that was all we could get from the angry Slyboogy.
I would like to distance myself from reports that I am team leader, I am happy number 2 who just out preforms a relatively disappointing car, but I did co design it and win in Malaysia so that means we must be Ferrari!
TEABAGYOKEL HITS BACK AT SLYBOOGY HITTING BACK
Tattily Pinkham: "What have you got to say about Slyboogy's latest comments?"
TBY: "I can understand Slyboogy's frustrations, it is extremely difficult at the rear of the field. It would be difficult to fight for sponsorship when you don't get the exposure you do at the front."
TP: "Well, you did say that your team-mate Jos the Boss was excellent, why did you mention Slyboogy at all."
TBY: "Its well known that Jos had an option to sign with Sly, but he felt that he didn't want to be the Alonso to Slyboogy's Massa. HammydiRestarules is doing a fine job of pulling the Afro team up the table. No team is worth it without a good coach."
TP: "So what are your thoughts ahead of Bahrain?"
TBY: "The team looks good - there's been a few upgrades flown over, but Brogan and Mike tend to be better co-ordinated and quite late with their upgrades so they're worth watching."
TP: "You worried about winning the Staff Shield?"
TBY: "Haha, well, I was first eligible last year, and I was beaten of course by KekeTheKing, but its early days and though WAR's guys are doing well, there's a few guys who're struggling, such as MCLS."
TP: "So thats a bad cup draw for you!"
TBY: "We're always confident whatever the draw; Galahad is excellent at maintaining fair play. All I hope with the cup is that jenov2003 finally wins one, she deserves to with the effort she's put in."
SLYBOOGY HIT BACK AT TEABAGYOKEL HITTING BACK AT SLYBOOGY HITTING BACK
Shatalie Pinkham: "What have you got to say about the attack by @teabagyokel's on you?"
Boogster: "Well his mind games is all caused by him backing up his team-mate. His snide remarks towards us is unprofessional, he may be challenging for the titles, but that doesn't mean he can bad mouth those that are below. We still have 17 races to go, and due some rookie errors I've been languishing at the bottom of the field and also putting a lot of pressure on my team-mate HammydiRestarules, who is doing a splendid job for the Afro domination team."
SP: "What do you think about TBY comparing you to Massa?"
SB: "Comparing me to Massa? ....at least I've got several points on the board, not much of a comparison."
SP: "You have several sponsors, yet TBY made this remark: "It would be difficult to fight for sponsorship when you don't get the exposure you do at the front."
SB: "We have several sponsorships, the only reason they aren't on the cars, is due to the 'Mars dream' livery we have, and so far that livery has gone well for us as Hammydirestarules will tell you. This is a great move for us, for Formula One, and Earth, it will help our relations with Mars, and will give Mars the needed exposure to our planet. So far it's going well, we have martians coming into our technical department from the Spanish GP onwards, which should boost our performances, and we also will have new mascots coming in aswell for the Bahrain GP."
A sneak preview of the new mascots for the Team Afro World Domination team:
SP: "Why will these particular creatures be your mascots?"
SB: "Well they remind me of a colleague of mine, he's very strange, but a cool guy, just like these dudes, and we joke about him having three eyes since he's always quick to notice grammar and punctuation mistakes by several of those on the grid."
SP: "Are you talking about gethinceri?"
SP:It's been rumoured that you have also got Mars, the chocolate bar as sponsorship too?"
SP: "Would you like to tell us how this deal came around?"
SB: "Self-explanatory really....you can figure out can't you?"
SP: Buh...huh? *Ted Kravitz comes over to explain*... Oh....why yes!"
Who exactly is this 'TP' person? You started with 'SP' Mistakes like this is why you're nowhere near the top of the standings!
I see SP and SB everywhere...
Slyboogy Can you please read this thread about quoting posts directly above your own?
Nan na na na na Sly got told off!
Technically he was just asked nicely to read a thread
I was so tempted to quote you again...
Edit: Maybe I should have since theres a post above mine
TEABAG YOKEL HITS BACK AT SLYBOOGY HITTING BACK AT TEABAG YOKEL HITTING BACK AT SLYBOOGY HITTING BACK AT TEABAG YOKEL (WE THINK)
James Ellen: "So what do you make of Slyboogy and his latest comments about you?"
TBY: "Its water of a duck's back, James, it really is."
JE: "Some would say you provoked Sly intentionally, and he accused you of playing mind games"
TBY: "People are always saying I provoked them, but I really don't think we need to be getting too worried about the sensibilities of a team who have chucked away all their money chasing Martian sponsorship; that's even less reliable than the Greeks who we dealt with."
JE: "Have you still not been paid by the Greeks?"
TBY: "Turns out there's about as much money in Greece as there is life on Mars, but you live and learn."
JE: "So are you looking for new sponsorship?"
TBY: "We're looking for all the funds possible, but we have been inspired by the Prime Minister in our search for funds. For just a small fee you can have dinner with me and potentially some influence over our pit strategy."
JE: "Not taking any ideas from Labour as well?"
TBY: "The unions won't give us any money, James."
Think we're doing all right at the moment - China was almost synchronised ...... something or other!
Me 748 pts and You 745 pts...... not bad at all
As for those car designs, I reckon we'll leave them until he's done a bit more development .....
..... like giving Becks back his crayon and buying a pencil instead.
Mr Mojo of the Team formerly known as Scuderia Merda Racing is pleased to announce the signing of Mr Becclestone (otherwise known as a short-arsed pensioner with a mop as a head in his former guise as evil overlord of the f1 world) as the team's chief strategist. His role in the team will be to manipulate the result provide expert strategy for the next 100 years. Mr Mojo was quoted as saying "Mr Becclestone represents a great coup for the team formerly known as Scuderia Merda racing, and not in any circumstances will he be use to manipulate the result in any way. Also, this is a long term appointment, it is certain Mr Becclestone will be around for the next 100 years", Mr Mojo quipped. Mr Becclestone joins Mr Cacare (chief designer) and joint emperors Mr Tooncheese & Mr Mojo, our proud sponsors Dacia Sandero (Good news!) and of course our rotating grid girls, Christian Horner and Gloria Stitts.
It is unclear how Mr tooncheese will react to this latest management development, seeing as Mr Mojo has completed this appointment behind his back.
Harian Newey and Ross Lawn sign for Team EMT, Rary Byrne shall be joined in his championship winning design team, more to follow
Mr tooncheese welcomes the new developments as he has been very busy searching for the fountain of eternal youth with Harrison Ford. When found Mr tooncheese hopes to fill the tyres with the water and then they will never wear out. The expedition team are currently in a mayan temple with great wifi, and hope to find the fountain before Bahrain.
Erm, Jos the Boss, I hate to put a dampener on your ambition, but have you seen our latest financial figures?
EMT will be announcing the signing of Mick Worth very soon...
Due to the recent success for teams employing drivers with tenuous links to F1 greats of the past, the Ta-Ra-Ras are pleased to announce their own new line-up with immediate effect ..... mainly 'cos the current pair have done a runner this weekend before practise even started when we assured them there was no chance whatsoever of any cocktails being thrown about in the pit garages.
The first new recruit is Philip, the long lost Scottish 3rd cousin of the great James Hunt, who prefers to be called Phil.
He will be partnered by Hugh, a nephew of Eddie Jordan's dyslexic half brother from Cork.
So, that's Hugh Jardon and Phil McHunt, and the Ta-Ra-Ras have every confidence that they will make a perfect pairing.
What?! I agreed personal terms, actually I'll tell them that Afro World Domination are paying them!
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