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EMT ISSUE CHALLENGE TO OTHER TEAMS Team EMT have launched their season with an impudent swipe at all the other teams in the Teams' Championship. Despite the absence of team-principal Jos Brawn from the press conference, the press heard from demonic yes-man Nick Tby. "Well, one of the teams is, frankly, Schitt" pointed out Tby, "And there are two who are urine, too. The Stoned Roses have clearly been on narcotics and we have our suspicions about Team Afro World Domination, too." "Cell racing are too small and Scuderia Merda are just pretending by changing their name. Fat Blokes racing haven't any drivers who can fit in the car, the Pharoah Engine is outdated, one team has gone to the dogs and Bodyeluck can't even spell. Ta-Ra-Ra Boom-De-Ay are based entirely on a bad pun." "We'll walk it", hubrised Tby. SKY journalist George Lazenby asked about WAR, and the EMT staff were quick to ask the assembled audience what they were good for, with a largely negative answer. So a lot of confidence down at the EMT factory, but it seems they may have underestimated the competition.
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Breaking news from Team Extreme Micturation! Following pre-season testing, Extreme Micturation's drivers have been quietly complaining of the potential for accidents in the cockpit and also of some discomfort in the back straight. For this reason, the team has brought in Lewis Hamilton's Hollywood upholsterer for a new seat fitting for all of the drivers. The results have been a great success and not only has driver comfort improved but the engineers and strategists are much more confident about a lesser expected number of unscheduled pitstops. All in all we are hoping to piss all over the competition with these new improvements.
Ha, Boys vs Bloke - NO CONTEST! BTW - These are real wannabe NASCAR drivers. http://www.thewuf.com/racing.htm
