The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'Gravel Trap' started by Incubus, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. Incubus

    Incubus Champion Elect

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    i vaguely remember a thread such as this having come to existence on this here forum but I can't be sure.

    Either way, I thought it was about time we had a thread for people who either feel themselves on the verge of getting drunk (hello me! Yes! It's me I'm talking both about and to) so that they can discuss all kinds of serious issues amongst themselves, while sparing the rest of the forum the kind of drivel-driven nonsense that us drunkards have a tendency to quite unwittingly revert to.

    Think about it. Everyone's a winner. The sober members may carry on debating serious issues such as racing issues in the main sections or the state of the world we live in in the graveltrap, and drunk people no longer look at their own posts the morning after and cringe "did I really write that crap???" ... without winging, safe in the knowledge it's OK on here.

    So there you are. A thread dedicated to tipsy opinions whenever they arise, in a safe environment.
     
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  3. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    You're my best mate, you are.
     
  4. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    I don't believe you..
     
  5. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    I have never regretted anything I have ever written on this forum, and I am unanimous in that..:)
     
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  6. siffert_fan

    siffert_fan Too old to watch the Asian races live. Contributor

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    ROFL:thumbsup:
     
  7. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    aweruhdvn/;ZSVnjh u;zs cnjsh;cnfjhtbucfF NHsfnhj
     
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  8. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    ooops shorry guysh, musta pashed out on my keeyboooardd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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  9. Titch

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    Ladies don't get drunk ! Just like they don't sweat.
    Ladies glow and have just another small one dear, it's good for the chest.

    But no-one ever called me a lady, so as a female I may get tipsy from time to time. Mind I'm not saying I do.
    :cheers:
     
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  10. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    Even the queen farts
     
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  11. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    This one? http://cliptheapex.com/threads/im-drunk-and-this-is-my-idea.6592/
     
  12. Bill Boddy

    Bill Boddy Professional layabout Premium Contributor

    Do you have proof of that?
     
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  13. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    Don't go there !!!
     
  14. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    All humans fart.
    The Queen is human.
    Therefore the Queen farts.

    Unless she has someone to do them for her and that position is known as the The Royal Fartier.
     
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  15. Incubus

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    I don't know which drunk thread thread to put this in. Upon being informed on this very here that there already was a drunk thread on this jewel of a forum, I found nothing better to do than sticking to this one, as my sense of competitiveness reared its very ugly indeed head...

    Anyways, I had a row with the missus last night, having something to do with drunkeness on my part and me bursting into loud laughter whenever the subject of "serious" subjects reared their very ugly ugly heads indeed.

    I'm really terrible at being the perfect gentleman I know myself to be very deep down inside indeed.

    Tonight I should be busy apogising 'n all that but instead I found absodefinitely nothing better to do than getting ever drunkerer than I was last night. It's getting to the stage when I have an attack of the giggles wheneever she opens her mouthm which pisses her off even more.

    Problem is, the more pissed off she get the funnier it becomes.

    Can any bloody help?..
     
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  16. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    buy her a bottle of wine...
     
  17. F1Yorkshire

    F1Yorkshire Avatar for sale to the highest bidder Contributor

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    Why is it, the more drunk I get the more my personality comes out?
     
  18. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    So you think, spend an evening sober with a load of drunks and you will realise what complete bollocks most of them talk.
     
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  19. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    There is nowt wrong with talking bollocks I'll have you know..
     
  20. Bill Boddy

    Bill Boddy Professional layabout Premium Contributor

    You would say that.
     
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  21. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    I know for a fact I'm not an alcoholic because I've never tried giving up.
     

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