RANT The "Be offended for someone else" thread

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  1. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    It seems that not a day can go by without someone taking issue with someone or something because they believe, in their own twisted way, that someone will find that someone or something offensive.

    So, in that spirit, lets all get offended on someone else's behalf. The more ridiculous the better.

    I'll start

    I believe we should ban "Halfway up the stairs" by Robin the Frog. What an absolute bastard. People who own bungalows clearly have no stairs therefore the little green git, singing about the joys of being halfway up the stairs, is clearly not being inclusive. Ban it now !!

    Next........
     
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  3. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Contributor

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    Idiot.

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  4. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    Who? Me or the frog? :thinking:
     
  5. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Contributor

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    You, I was being offended on the frog's behalf.
     
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  6. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    Good.

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  7. RasputinLives

    RasputinLives Happy to be me again Contributor

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    Mothercare? Mothercare? So Daddy doesn't? So adopted carer doesn't? So backwards. I mean come on its 2018!!! Banned or name changes to Primary Care Giver Care please.
     
  8. Angel

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    Saying what a load of bull, this is unfair on vegans who don't like animals being 'used ' in this way to make a point. (sadly I actually heard this one this morning on the tv)
     
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  9. Angel

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    From now on we shouldn't use the words Mankind or Humans as they're too gender specific. It offends those who 'don't identify as male' or are 'gender fluid'. So forth with the terms will be Personkind and Hupersons ;)
     
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  10. Andyoak

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    Homo Sapiens is offensive to the straight community and scientists should know better.
     
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  11. Titch

    Titch Smile Premium Contributor

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    I’m just offended
     
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  12. Olivier

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    PM Trudeau actually came up with ‘peoplekind’. He was the laughing stoke for about a month for this ‘joke’
     
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  13. RasputinLives

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    I find peoplekind offensive. What about those who identify as cats? Why are you excluding them? Shame.
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Bloody Manchester, offensive on so many levels.
     
  15. RasputinLives

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    Less offensive than it used to be. Pre 60s it was known as Cockboober.
     
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  16. cider_and_toast

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    Good on Dick van Dyke, now there's an inclusive name.
     
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  17. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    And don't get me started on Mansfield.

    #metoo
     
  18. RasputinLives

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    I think his name excludes the owners of push bikes! Say no to Dick!
     
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  19. Angel

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    I didn't know that, bless him.
     
  20. Angel

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    I have two words to say that will offend many for various reasons, though to me it will always be a nice pudding/dessert/afters

    Spotted Dick
     
  21. Titch

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    There’s a Doctor for that.
     

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