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Random ponderings...

Discussion in 'Gravel Trap' started by FB, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Why are orange Smarties the only one which taste of anything other than Smartie?
     
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  3. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    Does it cost more than 1p to make a 1p ??
     
  4. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    What are occasional tables the rest of the time?
     
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  5. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    When you say you're a light smoker, are you referring to your weight, or smoking bulbs?
     
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  6. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Do Selfridges sell fridges?
     
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  7. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    Why do flys need wheels?
     
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  8. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
     
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    Speshal Champion Elect Valued Member

    Why is dyslexic a hard word to spell?

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    Where are my keys?
     
  10. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Why is it printed on the treadmill "Stop exercising if short of breath"?

    Isn't that the point?
     
  11. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    Isn't it odd...

    When a Pharoah died they were immortalised by taking a cast of their face -

    - presumably to recognise their greatness as a leader;

    When a Hollywood Star really makes it, they make a cast of their hands -

    - presumably to recognise their artistic talent;

    When a Racing Driver starts at a new team, they make a model of their arse....
     
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  12. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Why is everything I enjoy either illegal, immoral of fattening?

    Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

    Why can't I just have the chance to prove that money won't make me happy?
     
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  13. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    While it's true that money can't buy love, will it allow you to rent it for a while?

    Why is it called the funny bone when it hurts like hell if you knock it ?
     
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    Do staff at the KP factory get paid peanuts?
     
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  15. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    Just saw this piece of lingual genius on the BBC website - certainly made me ponder!

    The Malay word bongking means 'sprawling face down with one's bottom in the air'
     
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    teabagyokel Part of the furniture Valued Member

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    They get paid as much as KP scores in an innings for England. Recently, peanuts.
     
  17. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    What is Stevie Nicks on about in the lyrics to "Edge of Seventeen"?

    Really, It's a great song but it makes no sense at all.

    I quote:

    "Well I went searching for an answer,
    up the stairs and down the hall,
    And not to find an answer,
    just to hear the call,
    of a nightbird saying "come away"

    ???
     
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    Where does Lady Gaga hide "it"?
     
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  19. cider_and_toast

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    I wonder why they removed Hitler, Ghandi and Jesus Christ in the final version of the "Sgt Peppers lonely hearts band" Cover?
     
  20. cider_and_toast

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    What in the name of all that is good was Patrick McGoohan thinking of when he wrote the final episode of "The Prisoner" ?
     
  21. FB

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    That'll be Stevie "I like to powder my nose from the inside" Nicks. Think that explains it. Do we a need a "What the hell do they mean - song lyrics thread" although it would just be full of Coldplay songs e.g.

    I swam across
    I jumped across for you
    Oh what a thing to do
    'Cause you were all "Yellow"

    I drew a line
    I drew a line for you
    Oh what a thing to do
    And it was all "Yellow"

    I don't remeber Gwyneth Platrow having jaundice around that time but then it might have been kept quiet.


    Another thought, why are "Green" Houses made of clear glass?
     
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