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Discussion in 'Gravel Trap' started by FB, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    With due acknowledgement to Seven Day Sunday, what non-News stories have you seen in the press or on websites recently? I'll kick you off with "Winter is cold" from the BBC

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16873411

    Well bugger me, never would have expected that...
     
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  3. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Post your non-news stories here.

    I'll kick us off with: Queen gets in lift which goes up instead of down

    :givemestrength:

    Was that really worth a whole page on the internet?
     
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    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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  5. gethinceri

    gethinceri "suck my balls honey" Contributor

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    Pass the tissues.
     
  6. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Ewwww....

    :sick::sick:
     
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  7. soccerman17

    soccerman17 Race Winner

    oooh how bout this headling:

    Michael Bay: "'Ninja Turtles' Fans need to 'Chill'"
     
  8. the_roadie

    the_roadie Banned

    Should this be limited to paid-for national newspapers and the internet?
    There are so many non-news items in local papers, and free papers, that this could become the largest thread on the forum unless we all moderate ourselves to stuff that's got something like a national audience?
     
  9. MCLS

    MCLS Anti F1 fan Valued Member

    Don't know if this is just limited to North West Tonight but the local news half hour in the north west almost has no news on it whatsoever and it's more of a gossip show than an actual news one, and the anchor is a bloody southerner! :givemestrength:
     
  10. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    Who said Ninja? Somebody said Ninja.
     
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  11. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Local papers do have fantastic non-News stories. One from Pocklington Post read "Yorkshire man appears on TV Quiz" WOW! :shocked:
     
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  12. teabagyokel

    teabagyokel #bringbackmaldo Valued Member

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    Just to me, does the word 'royal' somehow give a licence for journalists to produce a non-news story:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...t-pursuit-crisp-packet.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    By the way, I wasn't on the Mail site!
     
  13. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    ****ing ridiculous.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...n-does-not-know-when-England-are-playing.html

    Err, make that two. I don't know and don't care.
     
  14. gethinceri

    gethinceri "suck my balls honey" Contributor

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    I am wearing my Greece shirt now, and I will probably also be wearing it on sunday while my wife wears her Italy shirt.
     
  15. Greenlantern101

    Greenlantern101 Super Hero And All Round Good Guy Contributor

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    make that 3
     
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    Bloody foreigners, all of you :rolleyes:

    ;)
     
  17. gethinceri

    gethinceri "suck my balls honey" Contributor

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    :D And you, learn some history.
     
  18. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    Eeeew! Seriously.... WASH IT!
     
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  19. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    I think on the whole she looks tasty enough but ditch the boots babe they ain't making it...

    Oh and if she is 28 then so am I! Just take a look at the boat on it...
     
  20. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    Queen addresses Sein Fain in the Irish tongue..

    News at ten stuff that.

    No she ****ing didn't she read a couple of Irish words off of a card and she was pretty piss poor at doing that, to boot...
     
  21. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    That has got to be the most pathetic slight on any person ever in the history of trying to make someone look bad.

    Who the **** wrote that shit...?

    No don't bother telling me because I can't be arsed to know....
     

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