I blame Brexit for.......

Discussion in 'Gravel Trap' started by RasputinLives, Jul 9, 2016.

  1. RasputinLives

    RasputinLives Happy to be me again Contributor

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    OK so as the media are jumping on this bandwagon I thought I'd start a thread about what things that have gone wrong in our lives can be put down to Brexit.

    For instance.

    My Netflix kept buffering tonight. I'm pretty sure if we'd only voted to stay in the EU then it would have been fine.

    It's sunny in Spain but raining here? Brexit!

    Someone had the last biscuit at work? People were much politer when we were EU citizens.

    Why was Hamilton Boo'd in Austria on Sunday? He voted for Brexit.

    So come one come all and tell me all the things that are probably blame on Brexit. If you Don't get there first then the BBC will certainly do it.
     
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  3. vintly

    vintly Mostly bacon Premium Contributor

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    My gazebo tent thing broke at the weekend. If we hadn't voted out then items like this with European-origin names wouldn't break.

    Brexit!
     
  4. Incubus

    Incubus Champion Elect

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    Continental drift.

    Because of continental drift the UK is heading inexorably towards the north pole, so we'll all freeze to death.
    Now that we've severed our ties with Europe they can't just launch a harpoon and toe us back southward, as they would have had to under EU rules.

    Nice work Mr Brexit!
     
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  5. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    My son has just complained that his Wheatabix were too squishy because I'd used too much milk. If it wasn't for the need to support British farmers in the wake of increased food prices I wouldn't have needed to use so much milk.

    Cheers Brexit.
     
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  6. Andyoak

    Andyoak Race Winner

    Because of Brexit my daughter will probably have children with an Englishman. There's enough problems with interbreeding in Herefordshire without reducing the gene pool by banning all the Russian strawberry pickers ;)
     
  7. Bill Boddy

    Bill Boddy Professional layabout Premium Contributor

    Brexit has made it difficult for poor people, one of whom had to resort to paying his £363.05 insurance bill by using my credit card. So now I have lost my credit card and internet banking thanks to Brexit.>:(
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Wednesday - I ****ing hate Wednesday
     
  9. Titch

    Titch Smile Premium Contributor

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    I blame Brexit for everything.
     
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  10. Hamberg

    Hamberg FOTA VIP, I've got the avatar to prove it :) Contributor

    I blame Brexit for EE, the future was bright before they took over Orange. Must be Brexit supporters.
     
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  11. Fenderman

    Fenderman Rooters Reporter

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    I blame Brexit for giving the political establishment a well-needed kick up the backside. If they'd just left it to me everybody else wouldn't have been kicked in the nuts at the same time.
     
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  12. cider_and_toast

    cider_and_toast Everything in moderation Staff Member Premium Contributor

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    I blame Brexit for Andy Murray winning Wimbledon.
     
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  13. Titch

    Titch Smile Premium Contributor

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    ...........and for Hamilton winning at Silverstone.
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    There might not be a British Grand Prix in a few years. But in better news, we could have a GP of England and Wales and a Scottish GP, when the Union collapses. The Scottish GP would guarantee a wet race ;)
     
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  15. Titch

    Titch Smile Premium Contributor

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    Well Silverstone isn't guaranteed to be dry.
     
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  16. Bill Boddy

    Bill Boddy Professional layabout Premium Contributor

    Whilst in the library today I had a look at the Financial Times, it seems that due to Brexit the uncertanty market is causing senior staff to move over to the UK; this has the side effect of reducing the rental of the properties in the areas where they live.

    There are times when I feel sorry for landlords but this is not one of them.

    UK Property (behind a pay wall).
     
  17. Greenlantern101

    Greenlantern101 Super Hero And All Round Good Guy Contributor

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    Brexit

    Jaguar workers put on three-day week
     
  18. Titch

    Titch Smile Premium Contributor

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    I still blame Brexit for everything. Although Jean Claude Junker is completely responsible for Brexit in the first place. He wants to rule the world, and I think he should be sent into deepest. Darkest space.
     

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