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Discussion in 'Gravel Trap' started by Brogan, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. F1Brits_90

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    i thought id post this. as some football songs are brilliant & really make laugh. like once arsenal played porto & 1 of the players is called hulk so when he got angry they chant "he's going green in minute"

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    (to the tune of Addams family)
     
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  3. FB

    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    A surrealist joke:

    A. One leg's both the same
     
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    My therapist told me I am obsessed with vengeance.

    We'll see about that!
     
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    “Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're ****ed.” - George Carlin
     
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    Hadn't realised Scotland had changed its currency... when did that happen?

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    "legal tender"!
     
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    My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had drinks. Cool guy, he told me, he wants to be a web designer.
     
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    When Martin Brundle was robbed at gunpoint at this weekends Brazilian GP, he screamed, "is that a Glock?"
     
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    The Queen of Hearts,
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    The Knave of Hearts,
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    And sold them on E-Bay.
     
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    Interviewer: Do you think Brazil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

    Pelé: Yes.

    Interviewer: By how much?

    Pelé: 1:0

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    That's it?

    Pelé: Well, most of us are over 75 now.
     
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  13. Angel

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    I had a look but I couldn't see a Joke Thread on here, apologies if there is one and I missed it. I know there is a good news thread, but I thought this might give us all a laugh and who doesn't need a laugh now and again? So come on, get your funny hat on and post your best efforts here to put a smile on a few faces hopefully.LOLROFL

    Here are my efforts for today:

    Australian professional tennis player Pat Cash bows to pressure to and considers changing his name to Pat Contactless.

    Or

    Husband: 'I can name three fish that begin and end with K'
    Wife: '...go on then'
    Husband: 'Killer shark, kippered haddock and Kilmarnock'
    Wife: 'Is that last one a fish?'
    Husband: 'Yeah, it's a plaice'.

    I'm sure you guys can do better! :cheers:
     
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    My kids have always been really good at trying new foods and flavours until yesterday when I put ginger in their curry.

    On reflection they really loved that cat.
     
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    Children's thinking...
    The older brother (5 years) can not understand
    what his younger brother (1.5 years) is trying to say
    and turns to his mother:
    - Mom, and he is definitely Russian?
     
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    What do you call a magic Labrador?

    A Labracadabrador!
     
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    Two monkies in a bath. One says to the other:

    "oOOooOoahhhhAHhhAhhh"

    The other says

    "Put some cold in then"
     
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    Scottish man walks into a bakery & asks is that a macaroon or a meringue.

    the server replies no your correct its is a macaroon
     
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    What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

    A flat miner ;)
     
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    Just went to the shops and there is a poster up for a missing ginger cat at the top of our road!! What did you do cider_and_toast :o
     
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  21. Angel

    Angel Happy to be here. Contributor

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    This one is a joke my daughter loves:

    Argon walks into a bar and orders a pint, the barman says 'we don't serve noble gases in here',

    Argon doesn't react
     

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