Discussion in 'Gravel Trap' started by Brogan, Jul 10, 2008.
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The barman says: "I'm sorry we don't serve pieces of string".
So the piece of string walks outside, ruffles himself up, walks back into the bar and says: "Can I have a Beer please".
The barman replies: "Aren't you that piece of string I just asked to leave".
To which the piece of string replies: "No, I'm a frayed knot".
He turns to the assistant and asks 'is this good for wasps?'
'No it ****ing kills them' was the reply.
No, not Boyle or Carr kind of stuff at all.
It is that sort of joke, they have plenty on World Trade Center attacks and others.
No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea.
Reveal the punch line
Throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I said, " Okay fine, but don't go in that field over there. "
This made the officer very angry and he answered me and said, " Sir, I have permission from the government to search the entire farm! The officer removed his wallet, arrogantly shoved his badge in my face and said: " You see this badge? It allows me to go wherever I want and do what I want! Do I make myself clear? "
I did not object and returned to my work. Soon after, I heard the policeman screaming and calling for help. I looked up and saw my bull chasing him around the field.
So I dropped my tools ran over to the fence and yelled:
"Your badge! Show him your badge!..."
One says "Ooo Ahhh Ooo Ahhh!"
The other says "put some cold in then"
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