Welcome to the F1 Awards of the Year, where a dedicated judging panel gives out gongs and trophies for excellence and other related matters in Formula One this year! Starting with:
Schumacher Dominance Award goes to ... Sebastian Vettel.
Zanardi/Nakajima Award for Driving a Williams To Little Effect goes to Pastor Maldonado.
And Once Great status is confirmed for Williams Grand Prix Engineering.
Kimi Raikkonen award for Pretending You're Going to Return to F1: Kimi Raikkonen
Hakkinen 2001 Award for a Great Driver having a Poor Season: Lewis Hamilton
Hakkinen 2001 Award for Great Wins amongst Poor Season: Lewis Hamilton
Eddie Irvine Award for Extraordinary Achievements in Ferrari Number 2ism: Felipe Massa
Punch and Judy Award: Lewis Hamilton and Felipe Massa
The Award for Screwing Up Your F1 Career in One Race: Karun Chandhok
Gearbox Problem Of The Year: Sebastian Vettel in Brazil
Coincidental Actual Gearbox Problem Of The Year: Lewis Hamilton in Brazil
Patrese Award for Token Win: Webber
Award for Making Everyone Forget You Got Two Podiums: Renault
ATS & A-T-S Award For Having the Same Name: Lotus-Renault & Lotus-Renault
Mastercard Lola Australian 107% Award: HRT
Andrea Moda Seized By Customs Award: HRT
Badoer Award for Getting In The Way: Narain Karthikeyan
"Jesus Christ, Are You Mad?" Overtake of the Year: Mark Webber on Fernando Alonso at Eau Rouge
Award for Beating Highly Rated British Team-Mate: Adrian Sutil
(Who did you think it was going to be?)
Michael Schumacher Award for Avoiding Punishment By Stewards: Michael Schumacher in Italy
The "At Least Pretend You're Trying" Award for Team Radio: Sebastian Vettel, philosopher, historian.
Jarno Trulli Award for Mid-Season Dip: Kamui Kobayashi
Senna Award for Using Your Car as an Offensive Weapon: Pastor Maldonado
Pile-Up of the Year: Petrov, Alguersuari, Sutil, Hamilton et al in Monaco
Bill Oddie Award: David Coulthard in Montreal
Worst Moment for a Red Flag of the Year: Monaco
Nelsinho Piquet Award for Safety Car luck: Jenson Button at Montreal
Award for being Criticised because you're not beating a Seven-time World Champion by Enough: Nico Rosberg
Most Pointless Season: Mercedes (7th and 8th)
Award for Being Ferrari: Ferrari. (They deserve it)
Fool me twice, Shame On Me Award: Virgin. Behind HRT in the Championship. Again!
Jean-Louis Schlesser Award for Halting the March of Statistics: Sebastian Vettel's rear tyre in Abu Dhabi
The Award for Successfully Failing to be Eyeballed by RayInTorontoCanada: Fernando Alonso!
Grand Prix Driver We'd Forgot Existed of the Year: Narain Karthikeyan
Sakon Yamamoto Award for Pootling Around at the Back: Narain Karthikeyan
Award for Getting the Job because of your Nationality: Narain Karthikeyan
Award for Not Getting the Job despite your Nationality: Karun Chandhok
Award for Not Letting Drivers Through: Jenson Button in Australia
Breakdown of the Year: Nick Heidfeld in Hungary
Best Way to Finish Your Last Ever Race: Nick Heidfeld in Hungary (we think)
and finally Flying Award: Vitaly Petrov in Malaysia.
Schumacher Dominance Award goes to ... Sebastian Vettel.
Zanardi/Nakajima Award for Driving a Williams To Little Effect goes to Pastor Maldonado.
And Once Great status is confirmed for Williams Grand Prix Engineering.
Kimi Raikkonen award for Pretending You're Going to Return to F1: Kimi Raikkonen
Hakkinen 2001 Award for a Great Driver having a Poor Season: Lewis Hamilton
Hakkinen 2001 Award for Great Wins amongst Poor Season: Lewis Hamilton
Eddie Irvine Award for Extraordinary Achievements in Ferrari Number 2ism: Felipe Massa
Punch and Judy Award: Lewis Hamilton and Felipe Massa
The Award for Screwing Up Your F1 Career in One Race: Karun Chandhok
Gearbox Problem Of The Year: Sebastian Vettel in Brazil
Coincidental Actual Gearbox Problem Of The Year: Lewis Hamilton in Brazil
Patrese Award for Token Win: Webber
Award for Making Everyone Forget You Got Two Podiums: Renault
ATS & A-T-S Award For Having the Same Name: Lotus-Renault & Lotus-Renault
Mastercard Lola Australian 107% Award: HRT
Andrea Moda Seized By Customs Award: HRT
Badoer Award for Getting In The Way: Narain Karthikeyan
"Jesus Christ, Are You Mad?" Overtake of the Year: Mark Webber on Fernando Alonso at Eau Rouge
Award for Beating Highly Rated British Team-Mate: Adrian Sutil
(Who did you think it was going to be?)Michael Schumacher Award for Avoiding Punishment By Stewards: Michael Schumacher in Italy
The "At Least Pretend You're Trying" Award for Team Radio: Sebastian Vettel, philosopher, historian.
Jarno Trulli Award for Mid-Season Dip: Kamui Kobayashi
Senna Award for Using Your Car as an Offensive Weapon: Pastor Maldonado
Pile-Up of the Year: Petrov, Alguersuari, Sutil, Hamilton et al in Monaco
Bill Oddie Award: David Coulthard in Montreal
Worst Moment for a Red Flag of the Year: Monaco
Nelsinho Piquet Award for Safety Car luck: Jenson Button at Montreal
Award for being Criticised because you're not beating a Seven-time World Champion by Enough: Nico Rosberg
Most Pointless Season: Mercedes (7th and 8th)
Award for Being Ferrari: Ferrari. (They deserve it
)Fool me twice, Shame On Me Award: Virgin. Behind HRT in the Championship. Again!
Jean-Louis Schlesser Award for Halting the March of Statistics: Sebastian Vettel's rear tyre in Abu Dhabi
The Award for Successfully Failing to be Eyeballed by RayInTorontoCanada: Fernando Alonso!
Grand Prix Driver We'd Forgot Existed of the Year: Narain Karthikeyan
Sakon Yamamoto Award for Pootling Around at the Back: Narain Karthikeyan
Award for Getting the Job because of your Nationality: Narain Karthikeyan
Award for Not Getting the Job despite your Nationality: Karun Chandhok
Award for Not Letting Drivers Through: Jenson Button in Australia
Breakdown of the Year: Nick Heidfeld in Hungary
Best Way to Finish Your Last Ever Race: Nick Heidfeld in Hungary (we think)
and finally Flying Award: Vitaly Petrov in Malaysia.
, very good TBY. 
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