Chuck Norris

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  1. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Post your facts about Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris cuts onions, they cry.
     
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  3. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Chuck Norris is not overly fond of badgers because they get more publicity and have a much bigger fan-base.
     
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  4. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
     
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  5. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them out until they give him the information he is looking for.
     
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  7. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Chuck Norris once circumnavigated the globe crossing over both poles, without any equipment and barefoot.
     
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    If Chuck Norris had been driving an HRT, he would have been a triple WDC by now.
     
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  9. canis

    canis Race Winner Valued Member

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    Chuck Norris didn't walk around the world, he moved his feet and the world gave in and turned beneath him...
     
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  10. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    Chuck Norris threw Lawrence Olivier out of his acting classes for not being able to maintain a convincing character
     
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  11. Brogan

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    Chuck Norris started the Big Bang with a roundhouse kick.
     
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  12. GeoffP

    GeoffP Thank you and good night Contributor

    Chuck Norris was named after what he did to the Obstetrician
     
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  13. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    If Chuck Norris were driving the Titanic, the iceberg would have sunk!

    (just made that one up)
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    I've never seen a Chuck Norris movie - not funny but a fact non the less.
     
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  15. ExtremeNinja

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    But Chuck Norris has seen an FB movie and you didn't even know you were in one.

    (You must have seen Enter the Dragon, at least)
     
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    Saw Enter the Dragon for the first time over crimble - laughed until I nearly wet myself as I saw The Kentucky Fried Movie first.

    Fact - Chuck Norris wasn't even in Enter the Dragon but people often mistake Bruce Lee for Chuck.
     
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  17. Brogan

    Brogan Running Man Staff Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't follow Formula One, Formula One follows Chuck Norris.
     
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  18. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE Actually. Chuck Norris played both parts and fought himself whilst slipping in and out of a Bruce Lee suit between each exchange.
     
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  19. Johnny Carwash

    Johnny Carwash Champion Elect Contributor

    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
     
  20. tooncheese

    tooncheese Hans Heyer Contributor

    Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
     
  21. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Chuck is laughingly described as an actor - anyone want to argue?
     
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