Nonsense, lunacy and general stutterings

[snowy]

Reports suggest that the Monaco Formula One Grand Prix is to be officially frowned upon by the citizens of Snodland, Kent.
A spokesman for Snodland said that having been repeatedly spurned by the Principality of Monaco when approached to become Snodland's twin, "it was now time to bury the hatchet in the Principality." adding "no longer will the people of Snodland continue court, woe, pursue, stalk, demand with menaces or blackmail Monaco into becoming Snodland's friend.

A spokesperson for the Principality said: "Just because Principality suggests that we want to be everyone's friend doesn't mean to say we can't discriminate." adding "We in the Principality have our principles and principle pals. It is not in the interests of friendly relations with a number of best friends to befriend Snodland. They clearly do not respect themselves or any recognised conventions for conurbation nomenclature."

A spooksperson for the UK said that we do not interfere with the affairs of Snodland as he too believes it is a silly name.

 

[snowy]

In the International Herald today, surprisingly considering recent events and hostility surrounding Formula One, it is reported that Ted Kravitz is to marry. His bride is 860 year old Snodland. The couple will cement their nuptials on Saturday morning in a small ceremony conducted by the Bishop of Rochester and attended by friends and close family. The bride (1200+) citizens of Snodland are said to be overjoyed to a man.

It is rumoured that this is actually a marriage of convenience as it is common knowledge that it is illegal to mislead BBC reporters who are married to motorway service stations and/or small towns with silly names. It is not known why Snodland accepted Ted's advances. But a sparksperson from Wicks Hardware said "Snodland was tired of being left on the shelf" adding: "they're afraid of advancing years and infertility, they took what they could get , baby, and you ain't seen 'nothing yet!"

 

[Jen]

Snowy and Fenderman have been working tirelessly to define and pinpoint the exact position of the two opponents in this debacle. Their dedication and unstinting efforts have unearthed a treasure of claim and counter-claim, but all to no avail.

Snodland and Monaco are entrenched in their opinions - however, Monaco has intimated that come Monday they might reconsider their position and entertain renewed overtures from Snodland (only one of the negotiating team felt the need to ). So a glimmer of hope there, then.

 

[Jen]

We can only assume that Monaco was dissembling, given that TK is now to marry the eminently suitable Snodland - thereby quelling all fears that the venue would cease to exist any time soon.

Round one to Snoddy, I think.

 

[snowy]

They are believed to have been sheep shifters able to shift sheep over vast distances.

 

[Jen]

Snodland, both Upper, Lower and just plain are immensely pleased with the last few days events - a civic spokesman, who didn't want to be named (that was Cyril Younghusband, 75, by the way - see his dilemma) said, "Finally made it on the map - should improve tourist appeal and economic turnover - only good can come from this!"

 

[snowy]

And like all reality TV shows only bad things actually happen.

 

[Slyboogy]

What a confusing thread

 

[Jen]

And like all reality TV shows only bad things actually happen.

In that case shall we focus our attention on the legendary 'sheep shifters' and regale our fellow posters with some scintillating tales of their adventures and, dare I say it, evolution.

We can always do future updates on Snodland and Monaco, just to confirm or deny your prophesy.

Cheer up old chap.

PS: you don't happen to live in Snodland, do you?

 

[Jen]

What a confusing thread

Not if you keep up, Sly!

 

[Fenderman]

What a confusing thread

It's a little bit of light relief in the midst of the heady world of Formula One. A chance to let the Afro droop and reflect upon the lighter side of the news. Alternatively it's an opportunity to rip into ones pet hates in a less than obvious fashion (or not as the case may be). There is a rumour brewing the Slyboogy21 is working on a groundbreaking story as this piece goes to press!

 

[Slyboogy]

Not if you keep up, Sly!

That isn't usually my thing

It's a little bit of light relief in the midst of the heady world of Formula One. A chance to let the Afro droop and reflect upon the lighter side of the news. Alternatively it's an opportunity to rip into ones pet hates in a less than obvious fashion (or not as the case may be). There is a rumour brewing the Slyboogy21 is working on a groundbreaking story as this piece goes to press!

I wouldn't work for the press or media, they are sneaky people that do anything for a story

 

[snowy]

Fossilized tracks revealed by soil erosion in the mid 18th century showed conclusively that sheep were indeed shifted by Snods and most likely in vast quantities by means of osmosis.

 

[Slyboogy]

HOT NEWS!!

Slyboogy21 today issued a denial that he was working on a story which would shake the F1 establishment. He said in statement released to Rooters International moments ago:

Rumours of a counter denial to the original denial, have been ... denied.

Rooters

HOT NEWS!!!

Fenderman believes he's back in the 80s and thinks he has an afro, and is making up weird storys!

(Is this hhow this thread works? )

 

[Fenderman]

HOT NEWS!!!

Fenderman believes he's back in the 80s and thinks he has an afro, and is making up weird storys!

(Is this hhow this thread works? )

There. Told you Sly' had a story!

 

[Slyboogy]

There. Told you Sly' had a story!

I am a ninja in disguise...always watch your back

 

[Fenderman]

Shur I kan!

 

[Brogan]

There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that Lewis Hamilton has contracted Captain Jack Sparrow to source a Kraken, to be placed in the harbour for tomorrow's Monaco Grand Prix.

The fact that Krakens have eight arms and Hamilton is starting in ninth is being blamed for this malicious falsehood, said a spokespirate.

 

[RevMaxPower]

I doubt the truth of yet ANOTHER rumour suggesting that one Mikey Laaren has arranged for the pit lane to be revamped (or re-ramped even) to send selected cars onto a car ferry strategically positioned in the harbour. Allegedly its engine will be running and it will be ready to sail at a moments notice when the required cargo is aboard.
It is, however, completely untrue that the bow ramp will also be down to allow cars to go straight through, as no harm is intended towards any of the other drivers. Much.

 

[RevMaxPower]

NONSENSE and LUNACY?

Todays so-called 'Race...'