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    Galahad Not a Moderator

    New for 2012, players can pair up to compete for the Fantasy F1 Teams Championship.

    The rules couldn't be simpler - just like the real-life constructors championship, the scores of both players are added up and the pairing with the highest total at the end of the season claims the title.

    As it's just a bit of fun there's no obligation to play - you can take part in the regular League and Cup without having a Team-mate.

    If you want to have a go, though, now's the time to make those introductions. As many of us don't know each other well, feel free to post a message below "selling yourself" to potential team-mates! New players might benefit from joining up with those who are more experienced, and it's probably worth looking at how they did last year - though past performance is no guarantee for the future.

    Once you've agreed a pairing, come up with a name for your team (you could think of ways to combine your individual team names, or choose something new) and make a fresh post to let me know. I'll keep an updated list at the top of this thread as we go along.

    Best of luck finding your perfect partner!


    Teams already registered:
    Team NameMembers
    EMTteabagyokel & Jos the Boss
    Champion Schittsjenov2003 & gethinceri
    Fat Blokes RacingFB & Mephistopheles
    Team Afro World DominationHammydiRestarules & Slyboogy
    Formerly Known As Scuderia Merdamjo & tooncheese
    Ta-Ra-Ra Boom-De-Ayramilas1 & RasputinLives
    Bodyeluckquckathedyslexicduck & Boyle
    The Stoned RosesMCLS & F1Yorkshire
    Cell Racingjez101 & HansyRod
    Extreme MicturationExtremeNinja & Road of Bones
    Only Number OnesPorceliamone & racecub
    Jem's Pharaoh EngineJosephiah & Greenman
    Dog Racing G'KatzAlbies Dog & Arc Racing
    Welsh American RacingBrogan & Mike
    Finland's FinestKekeTheKing & Sakari
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    gethinceri Not In Switzerland Any More

    Jack Schitt Racing requires a team mate for the piss-poor gethinceri. Last season started in mediocrity and slid gently down to 2/3 of entrants, if you've aspirations as high as these please join me.
    There will be no commentary, live or dead, we are too Schitt for that. An imaginary Betty Boo has been hired as grid girl.
    Note, this team is already Schitt and your name does not have to be Jack.

    Also note, this advertisement is updated based on others' posts.
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    mjo The wettest drought I've ever seen....

    Scuderia Merda, the Italian team famous for being as crap as the name suggests (in Italian), is looking for an experienced team-mate, as this is the first year of FF1 for the team. The team motto is "aim low and you won't be disappointed", so anyone up for joining, please apply. As an extra incentive, your basic wage packet will be £0, and also, you will have the privately hired, (at a cost of £0), not-at-all-Merda Jonathan Legard providing live commentary as the race unfolds.
    So..... join. Now.:please:
  2. Jos the Boss Pole Sitter

    [Working Title] is requiring a team mate, the famous [Insert chosen country here] team has been in fine form and is looking for a team mate with some experience and a decent team! Our motto however aims to win being "If the grass is green, play ball" so join us for some nice grid girls. Also a wage of[To be decided] will be exclusively offered and live commentary from James Allen.
    We look forward to your non-existent offers, but hurry, we are already in negotiations!
  3. ramilas1 Points Scorer

    Elderly male FF1 player w.l.t.m. partner to form long term relationship as a successful team.

    Currently exiled in Poland, semi-retired and wasting all my time learning the language, watching sport on telly and trading on eBay.

    Any gender, ethnicity, class, age, religious persuasion, nationality and most personal perversions will be considered .....
    ..... but NO Man Utd fans! >:(

    I have never felt the need to take a formal team leader role and my wife agrees that that's a good thing. :)
    However, I cannot suffer fools gladly, whereas my wife says she has become used to having to over the years. :s
    All applications will be carefully considered in the manner of Inspector Morse - over a pint of beer! :cheers:

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    teabagyokel Maldo?

    - Considering you (a) claimed to want to sign the same drivers as me (and two others) and (b) fulfill my promise to have someone new as a team-mate, I would like to offer you a team-mate deal. My record speaks for itself and I hope you will join forces to see our names added to the rostrum of Champions*.

    *My name's already in the Hall of Fame a couple of times, but there you go.
  4. Jos the Boss Pole Sitter

    I will offer quality weather services throughout the season! I will like to take a moment to consider your offer.
    I accept your offer!
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    RasputinLives I can't fit fitter than a quick fit fitter

    Ramilas would you like to partner up with a 30 something mad monk who's new to the game, a bad speller, has too much attention to detail, has a tendency to make mad gambles and, more importantly, has no love for Manchester United? (I'm a Notts County fan)

    I'll throw in a Dairylea Triangle if it'll sweeten the deal!
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    tooncheese Hans Heyer

    Lowest place person last year with 10 transfers, spent half the year in the bottom ten.

    A Perfect match don't you agree?

    *One small snag is that I haven't yet created a team. Like HRT the second driver will be ready at the first race.
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    mjo The wettest drought I've ever seen....

    I'd be glad to form a team partnership that will amaze the FF1 world, if you make a team!
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    Jen Lost in space.

    An old broad who has done extremely badly in previous FF1 leagues but is always up for offers - why change a habit of a lifetime?

    Not particularly competitive but have to say I would have won times over except for the budget constraints - damn Galahad.

    It's the joy of taking part, etc. So, if you don't mind losing and are happy to bond, I'm your man/woman/person :)
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    gethinceri Not In Switzerland Any More

    All yours if you can cope wth a Schitt teammate Jen.
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    Jen Lost in space.

    Lovely, we can always find solace in a good recipe and bevvy - I'm yours my darling, but only for the season you understand :D
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    Mephistopheles The Bristol Flyer

    The Midnight Spanners. are a brand new team who know naff all about how to play the game and are looking for a partnership with somebody with equal or lesser experience, if you think you fit the bill please reply to this advert.

    The successful candidate will be the one who include the world "Oh alright if I have to" on the back of the application form.

    Applicants can find the form by pressing the "Post Reply" button at the bottom of the page.

    Good luck to all who apply your gonna need it, if we accept you.
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    teabagyokel Maldo?

    OK, Entry Time.

    Team Name: EMT
    Player One: teabagyokel
    Player A: Jos the Boss
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  5. Jos the Boss Pole Sitter

    It seems like I'm number 2 player... Team orders already!
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    Mephistopheles The Bristol Flyer

    At least you've got someone to play with :disappointed:
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    Jen Lost in space.

    G - can an individual be a part of several teams?
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  6. Jos the Boss Pole Sitter

    I'm sure that someone will team up with you!
    Looking for a team mate- Mefis Mephistoso Mephisto, Easy name to spell and pronounce!
    Ironically, if we both entered last year and copied the eventual winner, but did things better, we would of won! Sign him up before it's too late!
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    Slyboogy I have inside sources at MI5

    Ah...I see I've been betrayed by that horrible weather man, I would like to enter, but as a one man team if possible

    I will show you all!!! :twisted:
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