FF1 2012 Teams Championship - Introductions & Sign-Up

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Jack Schitt Racing requires a team mate for the piss-poor gethinceri. Last season started in mediocrity and slid gently down to 2/3 of entrants, if you've aspirations as high as these please join me.
There will be no commentary, live or dead, we are too Schitt for that. An imaginary Betty Boo has been hired as grid girl.
Note, this team is already Schitt and your name does not have to be Jack.

Also note, this advertisement is updated based on others' posts.

Scuderia Merda, the Italian team famous for being as crap as the name suggests (in Italian), is looking for an experienced team-mate, as this is the first year of FF1 for the team. The team motto is "aim low and you won't be disappointed", so anyone up for joining, please apply. As an extra incentive, your basic wage packet will be £0, and also, you will have the privately hired, (at a cost of £0), not-at-all-Merda Jonathan Legard providing live commentary as the race unfolds.
So..... join. Now.

[Working Title] is requiring a team mate, the famous [Insert chosen country here] team has been in fine form and is looking for a team mate with some experience and a decent team! Our motto however aims to win being "If the grass is green, play ball" so join us for some nice grid girls. Also a wage of[To be decided] will be exclusively offered and live commentary from James Allen.
We look forward to your non-existent offers, but hurry, we are already in negotiations!

Elderly male FF1 player w.l.t.m. partner to form long term relationship as a successful team.

Currently exiled in Poland, semi-retired and wasting all my time learning the language, watching sport on telly and trading on eBay.

Any gender, ethnicity, class, age, religious persuasion, nationality and most personal perversions will be considered .....
..... but NO Man Utd fans!

I have never felt the need to take a formal team leader role and my wife agrees that that's a good thing.
However, I cannot suffer fools gladly, whereas my wife says she has become used to having to over the years.
All applications will be carefully considered in the manner of Inspector Morse - over a pint of beer!

I will offer quality weather services throughout the season! I will like to take a moment to consider your offer.
I accept your offer!

Ramilas would you like to partner up with a 30 something mad monk who's new to the game, a bad speller, has too much attention to detail, has a tendency to make mad gambles and, more importantly, has no love for Manchester United? (I'm a Notts County fan)

I'll throw in a Dairylea Triangle if it'll sweeten the deal!

Lowest place person last year with 10 transfers, spent half the year in the bottom ten.

A Perfect match don't you agree?

*One small snag is that I haven't yet created a team. Like HRT the second driver will be ready at the first race.

I'd be glad to form a team partnership that will amaze the FF1 world, if you make a team!

An old broad who has done extremely badly in previous FF1 leagues but is always up for offers - why change a habit of a lifetime?

Not particularly competitive but have to say I would have won times over except for the budget constraints - damn Galahad.

It's the joy of taking part, etc. So, if you don't mind losing and are happy to bond, I'm your man/woman/person

All yours if you can cope wth a Schitt teammate Jen.

Lovely, we can always find solace in a good recipe and bevvy - I'm yours my darling, but only for the season you understand

The Midnight Spanners. are a brand new team who know naff all about how to play the game and are looking for a partnership with somebody with equal or lesser experience, if you think you fit the bill please reply to this advert.

The successful candidate will be the one who include the world "Oh alright if I have to" on the back of the application form.

Applicants can find the form by pressing the "Post Reply" button at the bottom of the page.

Good luck to all who apply your gonna need it, if we accept you.

It seems like I'm number 2 player... Team orders already!

At least you've got someone to play with

G - can an individual be a part of several teams?

I'm sure that someone will team up with you!
Looking for a team mate- Mefis Mephistoso Mephisto, Easy name to spell and pronounce!
Ironically, if we both entered last year and copied the eventual winner, but did things better, we would of won! Sign him up before it's too late!

Ah...I see I've been betrayed by that horrible weather man, I would like to enter, but as a one man team if possible

I will show you all!!!