I just had a word with Kimi and he said he's all for it, as it will give him somewhere to put his cornetto
You want this thread http://cliptheapex.com/community/threads/the-pedantic-speeling-and-grammer-threads.4592/
NEWSFLASH: Schitt Staines In the latest piece of somewhat plodding news Champion Schitts have announced a series of developments today including the opening of their new facility in Staines which will focus on being "the face of our championship winning operation" according to Team Principal and certified nutter Jenov 2003, "we're also announcing our first confirmed new sponsor for 2012, I'm proud to let you know that in a first for Formula 1 sponsorship we've secured investment from Cross Stitch Collection, a trailblazing publication in the world of high investment for minimal return, their outside the box offer of giving us quite a lot for very little up front followed by an entire year's worth of our commitment for a frankly underwhelming final result was enough to secure them the deal ahead of "Build "The Bismark" Magazine" who offered similar but somewhat more blokeish returns. Further details may be found here: http://www.myfavouritemagazines.co.uk/stitch-craft/cross-stitch-collection-magazine-subscription/ When asked to confirm that this was a true collaborative approach to securing sponsorship Jack Schitt Team Principal and number 2 gethinceri ejaculated, "Yr hyn y **** yw bod yn son? Dywedodd Lancaster awyren fomio I, ****ing gwau neu beth bynnag mae hi wedu mynd a gwneud! Yn dda os nad ydym yn ennill y bencampwriaith eleni mae'n Jen ar fai". In a veiled effort to trump the previous announcement gethinceri then let slip the revelation that there'll be more to look at in the pit lane than just their car this year, "yeah, I just secured a deal with Nicola Schittslinger to manage all our PR for the season, remember how that Irish fella named his team after that brass with the knockers years back? Well we're doing it in reverse, the bird's named after us, d'you see? She wasn't cheap, mind, two trips across the bridge and chips and scraps down Barry Island". Asked to comment, Team Principal and certified nutter Jenov 2003 whispered, before smiling broadly to assembled papparazzi, "the man's a ****ing idiot". We know, Jen, we know.
Team Midnight Spanners (TMS) are proud to announce they have teamed up with Purple Monster Racing (PMR) but as yet have not come up with a team name, More to follow..
I'm still trying to get my chassis name changed, the JTB01 shall be ready by Australia, some pictures will be released soon...
http://cliptheapex.com/community/threads/ff1-2012-teams-championship-introductions-sign-up.4576/ This is the thread of which you have spoken.
Low nose, not duck billingCockpit view, More shots of the nose, technical detail and paint job shall be blackMay look duck billed, because it is we went the right way More side images Nose again, Preliminary paint scheme, nice colours rear end of the car and lastly the steering wheel
An industry insider has voiced some continued doubts about the physical realm inhabited by τβψ's new car, despite remarks made to the contrary by respected team boss teabagyokel. "There is feeling amongst some in the paddock that the new image they have released does not necessarily prove their car is 3-dimensional." said our source, who did not wish to be named. He continued, "It may be instead that they have adopted an audacious split strategy between their two chassis, one existing in the horizontal plane, and the other in the vertical". If this outlandish suggestion does indeed hold any grain of truth, then the vertical configuration would offer potentially huge advantages in negotiating traffic and nipping through that rapidly closing gap as two cars fight for the apex of a corner. A senior engineer from rival team Engelbert's Unlikely Penguin Experiment remarked "We have mentioned it to Charlie [Whiting, race director], who seemed to think that while unorthodox, the FIA may have trouble banning double-dimensionality, as questions regarding the nature of the universe are unfortunately not covered by current regulations".
Breaking wind from Champion Schitts Jenov 2003 has spent the day in consultation with various possible sponsors, unbeknownst to her co-team principal, gethinceri. Given that Geth has certain proclivities, I have approached bevvy providers, prophylactic manufacturers and your average drug dealer So far, I have secured a deal with Durex. They are particularly interested in displaying their name on the nose!! I would like to offer up a 'well done' to Geth for securing Nicola Schittslinger and Cross Stitch magazine - btw, how did you know I like embroidery? An exhausting day, so a well-earned bevvy and delicious meal is in the offing. An update on sponsors for bevvies and pharmaceuticals to follow in the next day or two.
Scuderia Merda are proud to announce the new sponsorship agreement with the American convenience store, Kum & Go. The well-known American convenience store represents a unique technical tie-up which hopes to promote FF1 in the USA. As a result, the brand will be presented on the car, along with the Dacia Sandero. It is hoped that this new partnership will entice any potential team collaborations in the near future.
